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A Very Special Moorevember Edition of Strained Pulp, Number 14: “No Woman Born” by C.L. Moore, Dec 1944, Astounding Science Fiction” v.34, n. 4

It’s thanksgiving week here in the states, a time of deep tradition when people gather with their loved ones to discuss the classic pulp stories that mean something to them. And so, in keeping with the ancient custom, I would like to offer up a heapin’ helpin’ of one of my favorite short stories of all time, C.L. Moore’s unbelievably amazing “No Woman Born,” originally published in Astounding Science Fiction in December 1944.

Now, for all of these pulp strainer things, I’ve been linking to the stories in the actual magazines over at archive dot org (huge thank you to them, for real! Long Live Archive Dot Org!), and I hope ya’ll have been taking the time to go and read ’em. For this one, though, I really Really REALLY want to encourage you to stop right now and go and read through the whole story. Seriously; right now. Do it.

The reason why I want ya’ll to go and read it is because the act of reading it yourself is, I think, an integral part of the story. Watching a story unfold blindly is always the ideal, of course, but I think Moore really uses the “surprise” of the ending to force the reader to confront their preconceptions and expectations, and it is absolutely integral to this piece of fiction. I truly believe that this is one of the great short stories, full stop, regardless of genre or period or whatever – it’s that good, and I want you to get the full effect! So here’s the link again: go read “No Woman Born” before inflicting my long ass rambling on yourself!

We’re taking a brief excursion out of the pages of Weird Tales this week, since Moore’s story was published in what was at the time the preeminent science fiction magazine in the world. The history of this magazine is fascinating, and it’s played a huge role in the development of the genre, so let’s take a moment to talk about it, shall we?

Astounding was one of the first real competitors with Gernsback’s Amazing, and by the 40s had established itself as the high-brow and most literary of the sci-fi pulps. Astounding was first published in 1930, just four years after Amazing had named (and created!) the genre of science fiction in 1926. In that first iteration, Astounding had puttered along until going bankrupt in 1933, when it was bought up by the gigantic and powerful magazine publishing firm of Street & Smith. This was portentous, as S&S had been in the magazine game for a while and had built up a really potent distribution network for their already immensely popular pulps like The Shadow and Doc Savage. Astounding benefited hugely from this expanded reach and it quickly outsold other magazines like Amazing and Wonder Stories to become THE sci-fi magazine.

The other thing that Astounding had going for it was an interesting and, frankly, visionary editorial culture. Under S&S’s reorganization of their newly acquired magazines, they moved F. Olin Tremaine and Desmond Halls from some crime pulps over to Astounding; these two were an enterprising and energetic team of editors who would end up encouraging writers to experiment with new topics, styles, and ideas. In particular, Tremaine famously wrote the “thought-variant” editorial in the Dec 1933 issue’s “Brass Tacks” that has become famous in the history of sci-fi:

These “thought-variant” stories, as Tremaine calls them, are explicitly interested in “social science, the present condition of the world, and the future.” Furthermore, they are necessary as a corrective to any possible stagnation in the genre, what Tremaine refers to as “habit-ridden” or “grooved” stories. The upswing of this is a move, in part, away from two-fisted space adventure stories towards more thoughtful, meditative, and “logical fantasy” type interrogations of society and culture under speculative conditions. This actually set the stage for a huge split in fandom in the 40s that was basically the exact same bullshit that happened with the fascist “sick puppies” in sci-fi a few years ago. Anticipating the exact same nonsense, basically the fans of heroic, red-blooded, ray-guns-and-space-opera stories thought that the pinko psychologizers over at Astounding had RUINED science fiction with all their navel-gazing and social commentary; these reactionary sci-fi fans found a home in the 40s and 50s over at Amazing Stories under Ray Palmer, who embraced rampant nationalism and militarism as a lucrative literary virtue.

Maybe I’ll talk about that in the future, but what’s important here is that Astounding in the 30s had envisioned a new and different approach to sci-fi, one that would come to dominate the genre eventually. It’s no wonder that C.L. Moore was able to place a work like “No Woman Born” in the magazine in ’44, since it is almost exactly the sort of story that defines this new, more cerebral approach. Of course, by that time Tremaine had been pushed out and replaced with arguably one of the most important figures in the history of science fiction, John W. Campbell. Jr.

Campbell is a wildly interesting figure and his influence on sci-fi is uncontested; he basically single-handedly created what we think of as the “golden age” of sci-fi over at Astounding, where he published Asimov, Sturgeon, Clarke, and Heinlein and effectively made their careers. Even into the 50s, when magazines like Galaxy and paperbacks basically overtook both him and his magazine, Campbell retained a tight grip as a powerful taste-maker in the genre and was a major player in fandom and the early conferences. He was also a vile and life-long unrepentant racist, famously rejecting in the 60s Samuel R. Delany’s novel Nova because he didn’t think a black protagonist was believable or palatable to audiences, and who wrote several truly reprehensible essays in defense of slavery and segregation. He was also an early dianetics/scientology guy, and was big into pseudoscience (particularly psychic phenomena). But, weird racism, dumb psychic shit, and “western civ” chauvinism” aside, as an editor Campbell was definitely in-step with the Tremaine program of “thought variant” style sci-fi, often pushing his writers to explore the social, cultural, and historical implications of the ideas and concepts they were inventing.

Now, the ToC of this issue:

Kind of neat to see the different philosophies at work in the magazines at the time. Sci-fi, which had a history from the 20s of orienting itself explicitly with “improving” literatures, maintained a tradition of printing pop science articles right alongside the fiction in the pulps. It’s also important to note the large amount of communication opportunities available to the fans – this participatory fandom is a major part of both the success of these magazines as well as the genres themselves. Not much else to say about the other authors on here, except for George O. Smith; he wrote a fun series called the “Venus Equilateral” stories that dealt with a manned communication satellite that I recall being a lot of fun, BUT more hilariously he’s the guy that John W. Campbell’s wife Doña left him for in 1949.

But enough rambling about all that. Let’s ramble about “No Woman Born” instead!

Great title illustration, nice clean classic sci-fi: what looks like some kind of video projector with a Lovely Lady on it, while the grizzled scientist is tinkering with his robot parts, a noggin, a foot, some springs and wires. The story summary only partially and weakly sets up the story, but you get the gist of it – a beautiful woman died in a fire, but now has been resurrected as a robot.

Three paragraphs in, and we still haven’t learned this woman’s name, but we get a lot of loving and highly sexualized memories of her; the fabulous grace of her wonderful dancer’s body, he sexy-as-hell voice, all through the mind’s eye of her manager, John Harris.

She is, or was, Deirdre, a star who surpassed even Sarah Bernhardt and Lille Langtry in terms of exposure, fame, and adulation. Again, through Harris’s reflection, we’re given a glimpse of Deirdre’s beauty as a product of her grace and movement and charisma, a “lovely, languorous body” that the world had known and studied and adored…it’s a deeply voyeuristic kind of fame, very much Deirdre being sold as product. It also focuses on the body and Deirdre’s physicality and the dynamism of her movements.

This is the first of many allusions that Moore makes in a story dense with ’em. This one gives us some insight into Deirdre’s name, and might also offer a clue to where the story is going (although if you follow it slavishly, you’re in for a surprise). But the Deirdre of Stephen’s poem is Deirdre of the Sorrows, “The Irish Helen,” a woman so beautiful and desirable that she led to war and destruction. After a series of slaughters and betrayals, she’s basically kidnapped by and forced to marry the King of Ulster, Conchobar mac Nessa. But after a whole year of never smiling, rarely eating, and generally being a huge vibe killer to Conchobar, the King demands to know who, other than himself, she hates the most. She names the murderer of her original betrothed, and Conchobar says he is going to give Deirdre to him. In protest, she hurls herself from Conchobar’s chariot, dashing her head against a rock and dying. It’s a story of a woman defined by her beauty, possessed and powerless in the hands of men, and whose only recourse in the end is to die.

The Deirdre of “No Woman Born” has died in a theater fire, however, and now Harris is arriving at some skyscraper laboratory to meet the scientist who has, for the past year, been attempting a technological resurrection. From the italicized summary under the title, we know that Deirdre has been turned into a, basically, a robot (although we’d call her a cyborg today, since her physical human brain has been incased a robotic body, but that’s neither here nor there). The scientist, Maltzer, had apparently been on the scene of the fire and had persuaded Harris to allow him to, basically, build a a new body for Deirdre, a task that took a year to complete and has, apparently, left Maltzer something of a mess!

Something is bothering Maltzer; before he lets Harris go to meet her, he wants to have a talk. What comes of it is this: Maltzer believes in the technical perfection of the work, the body he’s built and the connection between it and the brain, but he’s afraid of what he’s done. He’s been so close, so intimate, with Deirdre’s new body, that he’s not sure he can judge whether its “good” or not – he’s afraid that Deirdre, used to adoration and being a beautiful woman, might find adjustment in her new body difficult, and that rejection could be disastrous for her psyche. Again, it’s focusing on the body, on how bodies are perceived and experienced.

But Harris screws his courage to the sticking post and goes on in to meet Deirdre. It’s a sitting room, tastefully appointed, with a high-backed chair in front of the crackling glow of a fire. And in the chair is Deirdre.

This section is really great, a very considered and thoughtful meditation on memory and perception and the way the brain orders and sorts and categorized images, all focused on Harris trying to make sense of the robot before him, seeing first just the machine, then the memory of Deirdre, before finally and laboriously combining the two into the cyborg standing before him.

The key thing for Harris here is her voice and her movements – after that first hiccup with her voice, he recognizes the same trills and sounds and mannerisms in her speaking that he remembers, perfectly reproduced and executed. Similarly, her grace and movements, even in so alien a body, are Deirdre’s. Even faceless, and with jointless arms and legs made from hoops of metal, her new body is clearly hers. Moore’s description and appreciation of the body and movement and physicality is one of her (many) strengths as a writer, something that I feel like she developed and took from her sword and sorcery writing (a genre preoccupied with describing and considering the body and its potential). It gives this robot a reality that I don’t think I’ve ever really seen before (or since) in science fiction. I feel like the editors and illustrators must’ve felt the same way, because there’re some great drawings of Deirdre throughout the story:

The other aspect of Deirdre that’s so well done in this story is her expertise – she’s an expert dancer and entertainer, with years and years of training. Her discipline and the muscular coordination it forced her to develop have clearly played a part in how effectively she’s been able adapt to this new body, learning to control it with the same effortlessness that she moved around with her old human body. Similarly, there’s the sense that her ability to perform for an audience might play a role here – she is in a strange costume, playing the part of “Deirdre.”

She tries to convey the strangeness of her experience to Harris (and us, by extension), though it’s not clear that her former manager is getting all she’s putting out. There’s also a hugely important part of the story where she describes her realization that her body is like a ship or a plane (or a gun):

That’s incredible stuff – she’s talking about machines and the perception of the men who use them, but it also holds true for women in the eyes of men. Men conceive of their ships and planes and guns as “she” – is that any different than how men create and impart images onto the actual women in their lives? And now here’s Deirdre who is both a woman and a man-made machine.

She announces to Harris that she is going to go back on the stage, immediately in fact, that very day, an act in a hugely popular variety show that has been kept secret from almost everyone. But Harris is suddenly worried that Maltzer might’ve been right.

This is the core of the fear that Maltzer and Harris have: is Deirdre still trapped in the past, with an image of herself as a Real Woman, and is her reality, as a Robot, going to crash into that fatally?

It’s made even more explicit when Maltzer and Harris are watching the show that evening – it’s a variety show, so there’re lots of acts on before Deirdre, and of course its full of beautiful women is gorgeous costumes. And for Malzter, that get’s to the crux of the problem:

I mean, yikes huh? A woman’s role in society is a function of her femininity, and of course Deirdre is no longer a woman, right? How is she supposed to navigate a world where she is so utterly and irrevocably divorced from it, particularly when she ridiculously persists in pretending like she IS a woman? This is some really keen, sharp, insightful writing from a woman who was, of course, constantly navigating many deeply sexist and essentialist societies and milieus.

And for Maltzer, Deirdre’s separation from her organic body has deeper implications – she has, of course, lost all senses except for sight and hearing. These are the “coldest” of the senses, the least deeply human of them. Taste, smell, touch – these are vital animal experiences and, diminished by their loss, Deirdre is fundamentally less human.

Just want to point out that Abelard reference, which reinforces Maltzer’s idea that sex and humanity are intimately and fundamentally tied, and that the neutering of a being’s gender is a kind of dehumanization.

The variety show goes off without a hitch; in fact, it’s a huge success. Deirdre hypnotizes the audience, her dancing and singing a remarkable display of artistry and soul that leaves them in rapturous adulation, just like before the accident. But Maltzer STILL isn’t convinced – he KNOWS that at some point the novelty will wear off and that they will turn on her, treat her as a machine or a freak, and in doing so they will destroy her. Also, Maltzer feels that, because of his intimate relationship he shares with Deirdre as the builder of her body, he KNOWS that she is also worried about something, scared of something. For Maltzer, this is enough – he knows that she’s afraid of the same thing that he is, that she knows she is less-than-human, alienated from all that is human forever. Because of that, Maltzer declares that he MUST put a stop to all this nonsense! Deirdre must get her to a nunnery!

Harris leaves, and Maltzer and Deirdre have a long discussion about the future – no decisions are made, but Deirdre agrees to a two-week break in the New Jersey countryside while Maltzer, wound to the breaking point, will go to a sanitarium. They’ll rest and recuperate, and then they will all meet up and come to some kind of conclusion.

The three come together in two weeks, meeting at Maltzer’s skyscraper penthouse lab apartment thing. But Maltzer and Deirdre both are more resolute in their convictions than before. But to Harris, something is off with Deirdre:

Maltzer makes one final attempt to convince Deirdre that she cannot go back on the stage, that she must retire and live out the rest of her life in seclusion – she is too different from humanity, she can never fulfil the feminine vanity and womanly urges that she has because she is simply no longer a woman. Maltzer is remorseful, feeling that he has done her a disservice by preserving her life in a form so obviously hateful and alienating. And he knows that Deirdre knows this! He knows that she is troubled by something profound and deep, perhaps worse after the two weeks on her own! But she refuses to admit that to him, saying that she is fine, and that she intends to get back onto the stage.

And so Maltzer climbs to the edge of an open window and threatens to kill himself if she doesn’t acknowledge that he’s right and do what he says.

Harris watches as Deirdre, seemingly powerless, is getting harangued by Maltzer, who again is in an open window threatening to kill himself because she won’t accept the FACT that he is RIGHT about everything. It’s great stuff!

This is a really incredible part of the story, but I’m not going to reproduce it – sufficed to say, Deirdre explains that Maltzer’s analogy-by-frankenstein is flawed. She’s not a monster, and he didn’t create her, merely preserved her. Her brain is her own, and the way it operates the body is ALSO her own. She also does a neat thing where, while she’s talking, she’s fiddling with a cigarette, acting like she’s smoking, and its only when she flicks the unlit cigarette away and laughs that Harris and Maltzer realize that the whole time she’d been talking they’d believed she’d been smoking. Deirdre says that this is a testament to her humanity and ability to fit in, but Maltzer calls it a trick and says she doesn’t understand, not really; she IS a monter, his monster, and he must pay for the sin he has committed in creating a subhuman that dreams it is human.

Maltzer is poised to kill himself, when, suddenly, Deirdre blazes.

She moves like lightning across the room, with speed that perhaps is more than simple motion – to Harris, it is like she is moving impossibly fast, perhaps in some kind of strange, fourth-dimensional way existing in two places at once. Then time seems to return to normal, and she is easily lifting Maltzer and carrying him like a baby back across the room and depositing him on a couch. But Maltzer is STILL dumb as hell and hasn’t figured it out!

Deirdre demonstrates that she can produce sound vibrations powerful enough to shake the building. She is, in fact, unbelievably powerful as a result of some kind of emergent property that is the result of her own brain’s ability to seamlessly and perfectly interface with this strange robotic body. That is the source of her discomfort – not that she is subhuman, but that she has transcended humanity, that she is moving so far beyond it that she is in danger of leaving it behind entirely!

What has she learned? Divorced from her old body, forced to look inwards and cultivate strength and talents she never knew she had, she must’ve learned something about herself, how she used to fit into the world, and how she would fit into it now? And what about us, about humanity itself – outside of it, she sees its little vanities and the weaknesses. And Maltzer, with his myopic ideas and inability to conceive of Deirdre as anything more than an enfeebled half-woman locked in a body that, sexless, cannot give her the satisfaction of the Feminine Ideal as he sees it. She sees through all that from her new perch, becoming fully transformed, maybe the first expression of real transhumanism I’ve ever seen in sci-fi.

She get’s Maltzer to admit that he doubts he could reproduce her – something about her brain (which, she explains, is developing new senses beyond the paltry human five) with its training and discipline and idiosyncrasies has forced the body to work in this way. And so she is alone, singular, on the edge of something profound and transformational. That is why she wants to keep going on the stage and performing; it gives her a connection to humanity, something that she could so easily cast aside.

And that’s the end, Deirdre standing on the precipice, contemplating her existence and what it means. I take the ending to mean that, for the first time, Deirdre is realizing that she is the one who will make the decision, that she has to confront and take control of her own life, away from all the little men that had surrounded her before. And, of course, she is realizing that she is changing so much – already, in two weeks time, she has become basically a god. What will she be in forty years? Even the limitation of having a human brain might be surpassed in that time, but there’s the fear, the problem that she’ll have to confront: will she be human at the end of this process?

This is just such a remarkable story, and its so well written. The whole time you’re seeing Deirdre through the flawed eyes of these men, particularly Maltzer who, Pygmalion-like, thinks he has some ownership or, at least, insight into this thing that he’s created. But Deirdre is a living being in her own right, and she has come to see the world as it is, not as Maltzer believes it to be. Deirdre, her beauty, her talents, all of these things had been commodified, so much so that Harris and Maltzer (and, by extension, society at large) could not see her as a person with her own agency and thoughts and desires – it took a radical restructuring of her whole being to get there, and even then, she had to DEMONSTRATE her power and abilities to convince them of this new truth. This sudden realization, that these men have had NO IDEA what’s going on, have in fact completely misunderstood the situation, is just such a powerful writerly effect in this story.

I also think the strict sci-fi aspects of this story are great too – I really like the anti-reductionist approach to transhumanism on display here. It is the contingent properties of Deirdre’s brain (and, in particular, her experience as a dancer and an entertainer, it seems) that make all this possible; slap Maltzer’s shit in a robo-body and you’d have something completely different. That’s so much more interesting (and realistic) than the purely digital “I downloaded my consciousness into a computer!” bullshit you see nowadays, in my opinion. The kind of “wow, psychic stuff!” is maybe a little dated, but it’s par for the course of this era – in the 30s and 40s (and 50s) particularly, a lot of sci-fi writers just took it for granted that OF COURSE new discoveries in the brain would lead to the understanding and utilization of previously unknown mind powers (that’s the premise of most of PKD’s novels, fer chrissake).

It’s just a really remarkable story, written by a woman who had obviously spent some time thinking about these kinds of situations and themes and such. As feminist science fiction it’s almost unparalleled, a remarkable document from 1944 that presages Le Guin and Russ and Tiptree. As literature I think it’s also remarkable – there’s real beauty and insight in this writing, and the way that Moore has constructed a story that is so deep and rich and fulfilling is really a testament to her power as a writer. It’s one of my favorite short stories ever, a phenomenal piece of science fiction that does so much its premise. Anyway, I’ve rattled on and on about it, so I’ll stop here and just say “read more C.L. Moore!”

Pulp straining #13…MOOREVEMBER EDITION! “Dust of Gods” by C.L. Moore, Weird Tales, v.24, n.2, Aug, 1934

Everything seems to stand still when the pale autumnal sun shines wan through gray and misty days, but wise ones know that the millstone of time grinds on. The flight of geese, the yawping of the coyotes in the creeks, the rattle of dry leaves, all these speak the truth: Moorevember is indeed upon us! So stoke the fire, bolt the door, and prepare yourselves for a fun one! It’s “Dust of Gods” by C.L. Moore!

This story is one of MANY that Moore published in 1934, probably her most productive year in terms of publishing – by my count she put FIVE notches on her gun belt that year, all to Weird Tales. That’s three NW Smith stories (including today’s) as well as two Jirel of Joiry stories (which, don’t worry, we’ll get there!), not too bad for someone just starting out! I’m not sure about this, but I have a feeling that Moore must have one of the best batting averages of any Weird Tales author in the famously exacting Farnsworth Wright era – I can only think of one or two stories off the top of my head that got rejected and ended up in the smaller fanzines of the day. For comparison, several of what we consider Lovecraft’s masterpieces were rejected by Wright (mostly for formatting and length issues), and similarly ol’ Robert E. Howard himself had a string of “thanks, but no” from Wright, even when he was writing the immensely popular Conan stories. Moore’s approach, theme, and writing must’ve just resonated with Wright and the readers of Weird Tales, and I think “Dust of Gods” is a good illustration of why that was!

But first, let’s take a look at this issue’s cover!

A Brundage Classic! Conan (looking a LOT like Douglas Fairbanks to me) battling a huge and suspiciously phallic snake while a nearly naked blonde girl looks on. REH’s story has a great title here, but it’s only a so-so Conan yarn, in my opinion, fairly bland and straightforward with a kind of improbable deus-ex-machina-esque magic weapon resolution that is extremely unsatisfying to me, personally. BUT I think you can see that ol’ REH was a quick study and had already figured out how to ensure his story got the cover work – he’s WELL into the mode of adding a gratuitous scene of a woman being menaced, well aware that THAT was exactly the sort of thing the mag liked to have for it’s covers. And it worked!

Not a bad ToC – there’s that Mary Counselman story I mentioned last time, the one that at some point was voted by the readers of Weird Tales as the BEST STORY EVER PUBLISHED in the magazine. Honestly kind of inexplicable, to me. Got some Long and some Smith in their two, but again, for my tastes, top-o-the-heap belongs to Moore this issue! So let’s dive in!

The title illustration here is really interesting and, I think, reveals something important about Moore’s work. The composition is great, a figure hanging precariously from a rope and descending into darkness and the unknown. You get a real sense of danger and foreboding, and the menace and mystery of the cave is also well portrayed – with the man hanging helpless over the a pit and the small figure in perspective holding the light and the rope drawn, you get an almost agoraphobic sensation, a feeling that the darkness framing the scene extends on and on (and on) into illimitable gulfs just beyond the edge of the picture. It’s a fantastic illustration for an adventure story, but what’s interesting is that this particular tale is… science fiction!

“Dust of Gods” is a Northwest Smith story; it’s set on Mars, they’ve got heat guns and space ships and such, there’re aliens and planets and all that. But that illustration is a sword and sorcery scene! It wouldn’t be out of place in a dungeons and dragons adventure! They’ve got strange tunic/tabard things, there’s a dagger on his belt, and those helmets are 100% fantasy man-at-arms style basinets, you know? The one incontrovertibly “high technological” piece of equipment is the flashlight the one figure is holding, but that’s it – this is a fantasy illustration, which is fitting because the story is actually all about gods and magic. I think this illustration actually captures something that C.L. Moore did really well, which is the blending of different genres, using their conventions and approaches in interesting ways, something that’s perhaps easier to do in first decade or so after a genre’s establishment. But keep it in mind, this sci-fi/fantasy melding, because we’ll talk about it at the end of this one.

But for now, let’s get into it! We join Northwest Smith and his Venusian buddy Yarol doing what they do best: getting drunk in a Martian dive bar!

That’s the dream, isn’t it? Day-drinkin’ on Mars! What a life! Except, of course, NW and Yarol are broke as hell, carefully nursing their bottle of martian whiskey in the saloon. So great is Yarol’s thirst that he actually suggests they fuckin’ knock the bar over – his heat gun has a fresh charge, so why not? Luckily, NW calms his friend down and suggests they try and find someone to hire them instead:

But it seems like everybody in the bar is as hard up as they are, honestly. Everybody looks pretty hardscabble, especially a pair of roughnecks a table over, a “little red-faced earthman” and a one-eyed martian drylander, that Yarol seems to recognize. The two of them are “hunters,” presumably tough guys who go out into the unforgiving martian wastelands on tough and (most likely) illegal jobs. But NW notes that these two bad asses look less like hunters, and more like the hunted themselves; they’re nervous, looking over their shoulders and watching the door, generally actin’ a little squirrely. What could’ve gotten them like that, he wonders…and a mysterious stranger answers him:

Hangin’ around a bar is better than LinkedIn! Northwest gives the little man the ol’ once over, and is intrigued that he can’t place his species or origin at all – he could be human, venusian, canal-martian or drylander, and his words seems to be carefully generic, utilizing enough spaceman slang to obliterate any telltale idioms of speech that might betray his origin. All in all a mysterious guy, and hey! He’s hiring!

Credit where credit is due, this little weirdo is at least trying to make sure Northwest and Yarol know what they’re getting into. Those other guys were good, but they failed and look at them now. It’s a grim and perilous adventure that is in the offing here.

Smith asks the little guy about the job, and he gets a little bit of space theology as preamble:

These are some very Lovecraftian gods, in that they’re materially and physically real, albeit in a weird, transcosmic way – their flesh and blood ain’t like ours, and they come from Somewhere Else. Continuing with Sunday School, the little guy explains that these mighty Three reigned over the planet between Mars and Jupiter and are the ultimate source of all the gods and myths on all the other planets. Two of the triumvirate, Saig and Lsa, are long gone and forgotten, but the most powerful member of their ménage yet remains in the minds and myths of people today…Pharol!

If you read the previous story in Moorevember, “Shambleau,” then you might recognize the name “Pharol.” It was used as an explicative a couple times, and it was hinted that Pharol-worship was an evil and secretive thing that people did in the dark.

This is just some top-notch “ancient evil gods” stuff, really perfectly done. It has all the hallmarks you want in something like this, ancient mysteries, lost civilizations, hints of secret truths and dark magic…but what, exactly, is the job that this little freak wants done?

Sounds like a job for Conan, honestly, but if he’s unavailable, maybe Northwest Smith and Yarol the Venusian will do? Now, going in and dustbustering up the remains of a god SEEMS pretty straightforward, but those two hunters look pretty rough…NW asks if the little feller would mind very much if they took a moment to consult with those two about it, and the little guy shrugs and says “go ahead.”

The two hunters are a pretty ragged pair, and up close the madness that seems to be afflicting them is all the more evident – they’ve seen some shit, and even drunk as they are there’s still a sense that these two hunters have gone over the edge and won’t be coming back anytime soon. They mumble about caves and tunnels and polar mountains, and some kind of horrible “white thing” that menaced them. NW and Yarol realize that, aside from spook stories and a general sense of unease, they’re going to have to go in blind on this one. But still, Smith is interested:

Smith and Yarol do end up wanting to know exactly why this little weird dude wants the dust of a dead god, and they get a perfect “mad sorcerer” answer:

To normal folks like you or me, this answer might give us pause; perhaps the obviously insane guy should not be allowed to rend the veil between realities and enslave an ancient hell god? But for NW and Yarol, it’s just business – a guarantee of $50K for the dust, and they’re off, streaking northward to the Martian pole in search of the remains of Pharol.

Moore is great at describing environments; she imbues the Martian landscape with a lot of portentousness and significance as the two of them spend many days flying over the planet…you get a sense of the weight of time and depth of changes that’re sunk into Mars, the epic grandeur of a dying world. That Deep Time perspective is a key attribute of weird fiction, but I think Moore does a nice job giving us the chance to see and experience it through the characters eyes. I also think that sword and sorcery (a subgenre of weird fiction) is where that environmental kind of writing finds its best expression, so it’s not too surprising that she nails it here, since this is more of a S&S story than a sci-fi or straight weird tale.

They find their million-year old city, a ruin wracked by Martian tectonism. In the twisted cliffs of the polar mountains they spot a cavern and, guns drawn and “Tomlinson tubes” (Martian flashlights) ablaze, they cautiously pierce the darkness and begin their trek.

The darkness that has crashed over them is clearly unnatural; Smith feels the end of his light and notes that it is both warm and still slightly vibrating, indicating that it’s still on. Something alien has engulfed them, a pure and almost tangible darkness. Prepared in a vague way by the maddened hunters they spoke to in the bar, Smith and Yarol wait, guns drawn.

We knew we were deep into Cosmic Weirdness when Moore introduced ancient, alien, unknowable gods back in the bar, but this White Thing in the tunnel is a really perfect example of a real weird menace, isn’t it? I mean, what even is it? Preceded by a shroud of pure, almost elemental darkness, and something so bright and blazingly white that it almost sickens Smith to look at it…that’s some strange stuff!! It’s obviously dangerous, but how? What is the threat this thing represents? Smith and Yarol have, in some way, transgressed a cosmic boundary in the tunnel, leaving our world behind and entering a space where, somehow, different rules apply. Truly gorgeous weirdness.

Smith and Yarol are frozen to the spot, watching this White Thing advance through the perfect darkness towards them. Smith notes that it seems to be moving through the cave floor beneath it, extending below the rock despite have some kind of tangible form. There’s also something else, some kind of dangerous, madness-inducing aura in the thing that seems to be threatening Smith and Yarol’s very minds by being in the Thing’s presence.

Smith, noticing that there’s no shadow on the White Thing and that it seems to be moving through the real world rather than in it, does what any red-blooded amoral space smuggler would so, and blasts the thing with his heat gun. It has no effect, of course, but that’s telling in itself! The ray has NO effect, with even the deadly blue light from the gun’s blasts failing to be reflected on its surface; the cavern flashes blue, the rocks are tinged with color, but there’s no change in the White Thing’s color or form or shade or nuthin’ which, to Smith, means that the Thing is beyond our reality and incapable of interacting with it. So he grabs Yarol, shouts “come one!” and plunges INTO and THROUGH the White Thing!

That’s some solid sword-and-sorcery hero shit from Northwest Smith there – just fuckin’ GO FOR IT, what, you wanna live forever? And it succeeds, somehow! Now, this is legit kind of confusing, but I think it works thematically, and it gets reinforced by the rest of the story later on, too. What happened was that, like Smith intuited, the White Thing wasn’t physically real; it was something From Beyond, and presumably the madness effect that got the previous hunters and ALMOST got Smith and Yarol is, basically, just the incommensurability inherent to stuff from our universe experiencing stuff from another “dimension” or whatever. This jives with what the wizard at the beginning of the story said about the gods – they had to incarnate in some kind of material sense to actually interact with our worlds, and that that matter produced some kind of connection between our universe and theirs.

This is further elaborated when Smith and Yarol trek further down the tunnel. They encounter a huge stone door sealing the rest of the temple away, burn through it with their heat guns, and release a torrent of liquid-like light that flows out of the chambers and into the tunnel (which is a great, weird image, isn’t it?). Smith suddenly realizes that this inner chamber must be an asteroid, exploded off of the lost planet between Jupiter and Mars, and that that was how the gods arrived on the planet. It also explains the weird White Thing and the strange river of light that’s oozing out into the tunnel – it’s alien stuff, the last little glimmer of whatever alien dimensional weirdness that dwelled with the gods in this asteroid temple chamber.

Smith and Yarol have to contend with ANOTHER threat from beyond, this time the inverse of the White Thing; a thing of perfect and terrible darkness this time that, Smith realizes, is basically bobbing along and caught up in the flow of light pouring out as the asteroid “drains.” Then, finally, they reach the central chamber, a vast crystalline room with three strange, inhuman thrones in the middle. Two are empty, but on the largest central throne-pillar lies a mound of strange gray dust.

Yarol, irreverent Venusian that he is, scrambles up the pillar and calls to Smith to toss him up the box; he’s ready to sweep up the dust and get out of there. But Smith hesitates, and in a moment of nearly telepathic simpatico, both of them realize that they’re dealing with some Serious Shit here. There really is weird ultradimensional stuff in this million-year old temple, and the implication is dire. That wizard seemed kinda bonkers, right? Might not be the best guy to give absolute power to, you know? And what if he CAN’T control the dead god like he thinks he can, and instead just opens up a doorway that he can’t close to whatever bizarro hell dimension Pharol calls home?

In the end, Smith and Yarol decide this dust is too dangerous, and so they train their heat guns on it and roast the stuff. Maybe shoulda taken it outside in the open air and done it, though, because as the stuff slowly burns it releases roiling clouds of hallucinogenic smoke.

Drunk off the fumes, Smith witnesses vast psychedelic vistas of time and space, the entire history of the vanished and destroyed world that the Three ancient alien gods had ruled over for so long. Ancient cities razed by nameless weapons wielded by strange beings all in lost, distant ages, and finally the destruction of the world.

And that’s the end!

Obviously, I like this story a lot. I’m a fan of sword and sorcery, of course, and I really think that, sci-fi trappings aside, this one is absolutely a sword-and-sorcery story. It ticks all the boxes in the genre, for sure: the heroes are down on their luck opportunists just trying to make their way through a hard life; the “sorcery” in this story is 100% inimical to human life and ultimately totally alien; and the threats the heroes face are overcome through sheer will, strength, and cunning on their own. Hell, they even start their adventure in a tavern! The fact that it takes place on Mars, that they’ve got heat rays rather than broadswords…none of that really matters, because the themes are there: raw, rugged Humanity (and Venutianity, I guess, in Yarol’s case) ultimately standing bravely against an alien and unnatural force. Smith’s strength is the force of his very human will that lets him both survive the maddening alien energies of the weird monsters he meets as well as realize the correct course of action regarding the god dust at the end of the story.

That said, I think the sci-fi aspect of it DOES give it something that would be missing if it took place in Hyboria or whatever. A big part of this story is about time, particularly at a geological or astronomical scale, and the smallness of civilization in the face of that reality. Now that’s a theme that’s often in sword and sorcery; REH’s stuff, for instance, is explicitly set in a pre-Ice Age world well before anything like recorded history (a common enough idea in a lot of fantasy), and there’re often ancient ruins and lost civilizations of an elder age involved, sure, but I think there’s a difference. By setting it in the future, on another planet, you immediately anchor the story in a way that’s more concrete than just saying “eh, a long-ass time ago.” There’s also, I think, something in the way people engage with sci-fi that is fundamentally different than the way they engage with fantasy – the counternarrative aspect of fictionalized history immediately breaks absolute verisimilitude, which is fine, that’s often the point. But a story set in the future CAN’T be counterfactual since it hasn’t happened yet, and that lets the reader immerse themselves in a different and more realistic way, I think, with the events of the story.

Furthermore, I think there’s an interesting “step-up” effect going on here. Obviously, Smith lives in the future – there’s interplanetary travel, ray guns, all sorts of highly advanced technology, but more importantly there’s very little connecting the world of NW Smith to any of the political, social, or technological entities a reader would be familiar with, right? No “North American League” or “Earth-Venus War of 2122” whatever, right? I mean, they don’t even have flashlights…they have “Tomlinson tubes.” Because of all that, my brain has been eased into something where the time difference feels like many hundreds of years, maybe close to a thousand years, in the future! That’s a long time! But then in the story you’re confronted with even LONGER time frames, millions of years, which makes that first time difference paltry and, realistically, inconsequential. The Martian temple turns out to be a fragment from an exploded planet…it’s LITERALLY older than the mountains it’s trapped in. That kind of kaleidoscopic sense of temporal scale is something that I think you’d struggle to evoke in a pure fantasy story, where you’d just have to tell me “ah this temple is Atlanean” or “it’s from the ancient lost Empire of Magokai,” both of which I as a reader wouldn’t have a visceral connection to, right? There’s no reference point for me to stand on and take in the vast sweep of time there. It takes a science fiction framing, a “realer” world by default, to construct a dialectic of time that REALLY contrasts the future with the past.

There are some similarities in this story to other Moore works, even ones that came out this very same year; in particular, the “tunnel to another world, where alien rules apply” gets cranked up to eleven in the Jirel story “Black God’s Kiss” (which we’ll be doing soon, don’t worry!), but I don’t mind it. Every writer has their themes and interests, and I think Moore wants to play with the way people confront and experience the alien. As weird fiction, the story is a blast too – the strange threats are TRULY bizarre, with nothing you can really hang an interpretation on. They don’t even appear to be made of matter as we understand it, and yet they’re described seriously and hauntingly; I think it’s a real triumph of the genre, something people can spend a lifetime trying to capture in their own writing.

Whew, another long one this week, but I really think Moore is worth the effort, and that she rewards you in the end for thoughtfully enjoying her work. And, aside from the genre tropes and themes, I think honestly the writing is just really good – there’s some good descriptions and evocative language, and the way Smith and Yarol act is natural and believable and real and, honestly, fun. In conclusion, all hail C.L. Moore, I guess!

Pulp straining, Number the 11th! Hallowe’en Eve LOVECRAFT edition! “The Music of Erich Zann” by H.P. Lovecraft, Weird Tales, v. 5 n. 5, 1925

Try as you might, you can never really escape the shadow of H.P. Lovecraft when you’re talkin’ about weird fiction. Easily one of the 20th century’s most important figures in horror, science fiction, AND pop culture, his influence looms over basically everything – Borges, Bradbury, Harlan Ellison, Fantasy, Joyce Carol Oates, Horror, Stephen King, Video Games, Role Playing Games, Comic books…I mean hell, there’s even a Ghostbusters cartoon with Cthulhu in it! Tentacular horrors from beyond our dimension, cosmic nihilism, insane cultists making dark deals with incomprehensible forces…while these weren’t Lovecraft’s inventions, they were certainly perfected and, I daresay, communicated most effectively in his stories – there are strange gibbering horrors and alien gods and bizarre tales of a hostile inhuman universe before him, but his unique ability to synthesize these influences while developing his own aesthetic makes him kind of unique.

And, of course, he had the pulps, giving his stories an unprecedented audience – Weird Tales had an estimated distribution of 40,000 magazines per issue at its height! Can you imagine 40,000 people reading ANY single short story now? And that’s not counting the well-documented tradition of sharing single issues among multiple people, making that audience number a definite lowball estimate. Hard to even imagine short stories being that huge of a part of popular entertainment!

His popularity means there’s a glut of Lovecraft these days, both in terms of his own stories as well as scholarship on the man. Because of this, I was generally trying to avoid talking too much about him here…but when I did a previous installment on Long’s “Men Who Walk Upon the Air” and saw today’s story on the ToC, I knew I’d have to give in. My only defense is that, like I said in that previous post, I really do think today’s story is both A) extremely good and also B) not as appreciated as ol’ Howie Lovecraft’s other, tentacle-ier writing. So let’s take fifteen, ya’ll go read “The Music of Erich Zann” and, when you’re done, come back here for a little discussion/dissection/discursion on it, okay?

Great title image of the story from good ol’ Andrew Brosnatch there. The viol, the shabby garret, the wide-open window with the dark outside and the curtains billowing and the candle flickering in the wind…it’s great stuff, an atmospheric little illustration of what is, basically, the key element of this story.

“The Music of Erich Zann” was originally published (in ’22) in one of the countless amateur magazines that Lovecraft was a part of. I’ve seen some people describe these as basically the zines of their day, but I think that’s incorrect – while these were printed and put together by hand by individuals as an act of love and artistry, I think they were a lot more similar to the online literary mags we have today. They actively solicited articles, fiction, and prose from their members, and had well established lines of editorial practice and distribution. Lovecraft was a HUGE part of the amateur press scene, and it was only with great hesitation that he got into the pulp market, considering anything you got paid for as being, by definition, not something done for art. That being said, once Lovecraft DID start selling his stories, he was fairly quick to dive into his archives and submit his previously published stuff to Weird Tales.

But let’s get in there, shall we?

For me, that’s one of the great openings in not only Lovecraft, but all of weird fiction. We get right into things and are immediately introduced to the mystery of this missing street and, more fundamentally, the idea that it was there, in the Rue d’Auseil, that this narrator encountered the music of Erich Zann, something that must’ve profoundly affected him. Great, lean, efficient writing!

The narrator goes on to explain that he knows that his time on the Rue d’Auseil was kind of a rough patch for him both physically and mentally, and maybe it had an effect on his memory. Still, he goes on to say, it’s weird that he can’t find the place, because it was SO characteristic and idiosyncratic; it was very close to the University for one thing, but it was a strange, dark neighborhood full of ancient buildings and strange, seemingly very old people. And, interestingly, the river stank in a particularly unique way, something that might help him identify it if he ever smelled it again. This story relies on some kind of unique sensory descriptions to convey weirdness – there’s that smelly river for one thing, but also the central conceit of the story is the strange properties that Erich Zann’s music has. Speaking of which:

Our student of metaphysics does manage to meet Zann one night as the musician is coming home after his shift in the orchestra pit, but it’s an odd meeting. Zann is described as lean and goatish, and there’s a shabby furtiveness to him and, in fact, at first he seems kinda pissed off that this weird college student has been listening in to his music. Still, our narrator perseveres, and eventually the musician brings him up to his room waaaaay at the top of the house and starts playin’ on his viol.

The music is good, stuff that Zann has clearly written himself, but it’s got none of the weird wildness to it that he’d overheard before.

Zann’s freakout it pretty great and unexpected, and his sudden fearfulness of the closed and curtained window when the whistling starts is pretty remarkable. He even goes so far as to try and manhandle the student out of the room, an intolerable boorishness that makes our narrator a little huffy. Mollified, Zann tries a friendlier tact, setting the student down in a chair and writing a note to explain his actions.

A pretty strange note, all in all, and the contorted explanation of being strangely sensitive about his “weirder” music is pretty funny. As is his willingness to get the student to move to another room! Whatever it is about the music, Zann is serious about it! Moved by the old man’s obvious nuttiness, the student agrees, and soon moves to a different and more expensive room on the third floor, leaving Zann alone on the fifth and no one on the fourth.

But it turns out that maybe Zann’s apparent friendliness was a bit of a front – he doesn’t ever invite the student back up, and when the student goes out of his way to invite himself up there, the music is “listless” and kind of dull. And so, to get his weird music fix, our boy starts creeping up there secretly to listen in on Zann:

The building fury of Zann’s playing, and his concomitant physical and mental deterioration, are pretty great images, aren’t they? I mean, imagine it: you sneak up to listen to this crazy music that just keeps getting crazier and crazier, and every day the guy playing it looks rougher and rougher. Extremely evocative, extremely weird!

And then, one night…

Again, good use of aural information here, you can imagine the sound of the window being closed and the sashes drawn before the old man hobbles over to the door to let in our strangely persistent narrator. Zann looks like he’s been going ten rounds with the champ, and he’s preoccupied with that window, listening hard, only finally relaxing a little when he seems satisfied that nothing is happening outside. Then, Zann writes a quick note in his execrable French, imploring the narrator to wait while he writes out a full and detailed account of what has been happening in his native German. Our narrator spends a hour just sitting there in silence while Zann writes furiously, page after page stacking up on the table as he recounts the “marvels and terrors” that he’s been experiencing. Then, suddenly, horribly, there’s a sound from the closed window, and it sends Zann into a frenzy.

Zann’s playing is furious, wild, a kind of mad noisemaking that, the narrator realizes, is inspired by fear alone, fear of something on the other side of the window, something trying to get inside, perhaps? Sweating and contorted with the effort of playing, Zann is desperately sawing at his viol when, steadily, there rises a sound from outside.

A sudden gust catches up Zann manuscript and whirls it towards the window! Oh no!

Absolutely fantastic stuff, top shelf weird writing! Chasing the papers to the open window our narrator sees not Paris, but rather a vast expanse of interstellar space full of motion and music and strange, hostile agency. And it seems like it wants to come into the room, through the window.

The horror of whatever it is that lies beyond the window fills our narrator with terror. He gropes his way in the dark towards where Zann is still madly playing. He’s struck by the bow as Zann keeps sawing, and then feels, horribly, that Zann’s skin is ice cold – he’s been dead for a while, but still he plays on. Mad with terror, our narrator escapes, and the story ends:

What a story, huh? It’s short, but it’s packed with so much fantastic stuff, perhaps the best of which is the lost story within the story that Zann’s manuscript held. There were the answers to all our questions, and they’re just gone! I mean, it’s a perfect bit of metafiction, you know? There, in Zann’s manuscript, was a Weird Tales story, but Lovecraft has written a story around that story, and the loss of it just highlights the great mysterious pleasure of weird fiction.

Unsurprisingly, this was one of Lovecraft’s favorites of his own writing. It’s a really fine piece of work, and was actually anthologized in a Dashiell Hammett edited collection in 1931 titled Creeps by Night. Apparently, this was also the only Lovecraft story that famous snob Robert Aickman liked. There’s a real and legitimate understated quality in it that’s really rare – a lot of weird fiction tries to use that kind of “what’s happening!?” approach, but often they’re only winking at it, right? Like, a character might be confused, but we, the reader, generally have a sense of what’s happening, even if that sense is just “this is a lovecraftian story.” But here there’s really NO hint at what’s happening, is there? A musician is playing crazy music to try and do something related to a window that, apparently, opens up to Another Place. Has his music attracted it, or has he done something else to bring it here? Does his music keep it away? We’ll never know, because the answers flew out the window!

It’s a really unique piece of weird fiction, evocative and strange and a lot of fun packed into a very short little bit or writing. Really one of my favorites, both of Lovecraft’s work and the genre in general! Well worth a read this Halloween eve!

Pulp Strainin’ Number Ten: Hallowe’en edition! “Notebook Found in a Deserted House” by Robert Bloch, Weird Tales v. 43, n. 4, May, 1951

Well here were are again, propitiating the Gods of Halloween with another round of me scribblin’ down some thoughts about some of the best weird fiction ever published in Weird Tales. We’re still hanging out in the strange world of the latter half of the magazine’s run, this time with a story by the great Robert Bloch, “Notebook Found in a Deserted House.” Before we get to it, however, I do wanna give ya’ll a little heads up about a bit of unpleasantness in this story: at some point about half-way through or so the character transcribes a phonetic version of one of those classic Cthulhu cultist chants (you know, “Iä! Cthulhu ftagn,” things of that sort). Well, this chant in particular is to the Lovecraftian entity Shub-Niggurath, and the transliteration of the name includes the n-word. Now, it’s not being used as a racist slur but still, it’s kind of a shocking thing to just roll up on in the text, so be prepared.

Importantly, Bloch himself was emphatically and actively NOT a racist, something worth noting for both his time AND his role as a part of the Lovecraft Circle. Bloch’s parents ran a refugee resettlement house in Milwaukee, and there are numerous examples of Bloch taking explicitly anti-racist and anti-imperialist stances in his writing – there’re lots of characters who get called out for casual racism in his stories, he used evil KKK/racist groups as villains fairly often, and even wrote a weird sci-fi story explicitly condemning Apartheid in South Africa in 1960 – he was clearly of a progressive bent, an interesting counterpoint to his friend and mentor Lovecraft, who was of course a virulent racist. Why he decided to codify the pronunciation of what surely must be the unpronounceable name of an alien god thing in that particular way is a mystery.

Anyway, on to this issue’s Cover!

Yep, ol’ Bloch got himself the cover this issue by Lee Brown Coye, who did a number of covers for Weird Tales in the 40s and 50s. Generally I enjoy his work, although this one kind of leaves me a little cold, honestly. I dunno why, exactly; could just be the kind of blandly spookified house there. I kind of like the strange, ghostly figure in the sky, though, and if you envision the house and the little bearded guy as being a child’s drawing, maybe it’s better? Still, not my favorite of Coye’s work, but good on ol’ Bloch getting the cover this issue.

Interestingly, Coye got the Weird Tales work because he did some covers for August Derleth’s Arkham House anthologies that were quite spooky and good. I’ve actually got one from the 60s that Coye did the cover for, “Dagon and Other Macabre Tales,” and I think shows his talents off much better:

But back to Weird Tales! Here’s this issue’s ToC:

Not a bad list of stories – the Manly Wade Wellman is fun, one of his Appalachian stories that he’s so good at. The other thing to point out is how McIlwraith kept Weird Tales‘ dedication to publishing poetry going strong under her tenure, an underappreciated part of the history of weird fic, in my opinion. Oh, and also worth noting is how the magazine has slimmed down in these later issues: a scant 80 some pages every OTHER month, rather than the 100+ pages every SINGLE month of the previous era. C’est la magazine publishing, i guess!

And with that, let’s get into the story!

Full page title image, and holy smokes what a great monster! I really love this kind of old school comic style critter; again, this thing wouldn’t be out of place among the very DIY horrors from the original Dungeons and Dragons Monster Manual, you know what I mean? Mouths all over the torso, hooves AND tentacles, and I actually like the incongruously humanoid devil-head – it’s all that much weirder for having a recognizable noggin, you know what I mean? This piece of art is by Matt Fox, a VERY obscure illustrator who did a lot of internal art for Weird Tales, and I think it’s great!

Bloch makes fun use of the title, integrating it directly into the narrative. It’s a no-frills and, importantly, almost non-informative title, and that’s interesting to me. Of course there’s a long history of outré lit using this kind of metafictive titling scheme – The Narrative of Arthur Gordon Pym, Manuscript Found in a Bottle, The Statement of Randolph Carter, etc., all of them presenting the story as a document rather than a story. What’s interesting about this one is that there’s very little context given in this title; you know what you’re going to read is a text from a notebook found in a deserted house, and THAT’S IT. How old is the notebook? How long has the house been deserted? Where’s the house? All of that is kept from you, and that’s great.

And the story is true to its title – no preamble, no “this document was found among the blah blah” stuff, it’s right off the bat BAM: the notebook. And the tone and voice is great right away – the aggrieved, almost plaintive, statement that whoever is writing this ain’t never did nothin’ wrong. It’s very folksy and almost childlike, which is appropriate because we learn a little ways in that the writer of this notebook is, in fact, a child, Willie Osborne, age 12 last July. And he’s in some deep shit.

He’s been trapped by some “them” out there, and “they” have got some kind of hunt on for a gate which, if you ever find yourself in a horror story among people looking for a gate, you know you’re in for some trouble. This is just good spooky writing that plays to Bloch’s great strength, which is writing in a distinct voice in the first person. He gives lil’ Willie here a strongly realized characterization right off the bat with the way he writes and thinks. As for HORROR, it’s great, because we know from the title that despite Willie’s hopes, no help is going to be forthcoming, and this document he’s writing is going to be found in a deserted house long after he’s met his doom. It’s actually pretty chilling stuff!

Willie continues with his short little biographical sketch, explaining how he’d lived with his Grandma way out in the sticks, and how she’d tell him about them ones that lived even wayer outer in the real, deep wilderness.

The Indians by and large kept people away from this region full weirdos, and even to this very day there are only a few isolated farmsteads and such. And, it turns out, among the yeomanry hangin’ out in the strange zone are some of Willie’s relations, Uncle Fred and Aunt Lucy. And when Grandma kicks the bucket, Willie gets sent to live with them, the lucky little so-and-so.

Willie has a fun trip on a train, meets his Uncle at the station, and takes a ride through the deep still woods and ominous quiet hills to the distant farmhouse of his Aunt and Uncle. It’s an unsettling ride, because of course Willie’s Grandma told him all sorts of strange and unpleasant stories about the woods and the hills, but also because Uncle Fred seems a little scared to be in the woods himself – he drives the horse hard, like he’s trying to spend as little time out in there as possible.

A year goes by, and it sounds like a lonely one – the farm is miles from any neighbor, and they never go into town for supplies or anything, living off the things the farm provides. At first Willie steers clear of the woods, but slowly he starts to grow used to it.

Yipes, right? Willie’s out in the woods, doin’ chores one October evening, when he hears something strange stirrin’ among the trees. Now, Willie has established already that these woods are strangely silent – few birds and no larger critters, so when he hears something that isn’t the mailman or his aunt and uncle, he gets spooked. He hides and listens.

Good visceral writing of great, non-visual sensory horror, you know? The sound that reminds Willie of blood spattering in a bucket, the stench of death and decay, and the sense of it moving around, getting closer. He can’t see it, but the presence of the thing is felt strongly, isn’t it? Also, the scrabbling of lots and lots of feet, like a whole herd of people moving around. It’s spooky stuff, and then it gets worse!

This is the part with the unfortunate transcription description, which we’ll avoid, but sufficed to say it’s a full on cthulhu style chant being croaked by some unearthly and inhuman voice. And as it’s speaking the smell is getting worse and worse, until finally Willie is overcome and passes out. Eventually he wakes; night has fallen.

Weird voice chanting strange words, slimy hoofed tracks from a couple hundred feet…pretty good monster description, and it’s nicely strange and incomplete. Like Willie, we don’t have a clue what this thing looks like, but ye gods it must be weird as hell, right?

Back home, Willie doesn’t share his adventure with his aunt or uncle. However, he does get digging around in his aunt’s library – Willie doesn’t go to school, but his Aunt Lucy has been helping him do his reading in the evening, so it’s established that there’re a collection of books in the house. And, wouldn’t ya know it, Lucy happens to have a Mythos Book of the Month membership, because Willie finds a book that he thinks is relevant to all the shenanigans that’s been going on in the woods all these many thousands of years.

Willie must be some kinda comparative religion savant, the way he links Quetzalcoatl with some transatlantic Druids in the New England backwoods! At the very least, he deserves a show on the History Channel or something, alongside those “Did UFOs build the Pyramids” things. This is kinda the only false note in the story, and it’s funny to see this bad habit of overexplaining of Bloch’s (and a lot of other Lovecraftian writers, to be fair) still creeping in after all these years. Look, there’s a weird thing in the woods, there’re weird cultists, they’ve been there a long ass time…I don’t need it spelled out from the STRANGELY RELEVANT book in your aunt’s house, you know? Especially odd, because we’ve already established that Willie has a good grasp on the local lore from his Grandma. Like I said, it’s a weaker part, but oh well.

What he DOES remember from Grandma, though, is that Halloween time is the BIG time for them ones in the woods, and sure enough…it’s comin’ up!

The other thing that’s on the calendar is a visit from Cousin Osborne; there’s preparations and all, canning and carpentry in the disused spare room, and then one rainy day Uncle Fred hitches the buggy and rides the seven miles into town to get Cousin Osborne at the station. Willie is happy to stay home, since the woods are getting noisier and creepier every day.

Come afternoon though, Uncle Fred hasn’t returned. Maybe the train was late? But then it gets dark, so they go out to put a lantern by the gate. They hear some noises, it’s dark and spooky, and then suddenly the buggy appears, thudding along the road towards the farm. Aunt Lucy gives a sigh of relief…but…

Lucy faints, and Willie has to get her inside on his own. The next morning the horse has died, making a trip in to the station or to a neighbor’s house a very daunting trek. Lucy, terrified of the woods, insists that they’ll just have to wait for Cap Pritchard the mail man to come by later in the week; they can hitch a ride with him into town then.

It’s a grim scene, and the sense of dread is really something, isn’t it? This empty buggy running in on its own, the horse exhausted enough to die afterwards, and Fred and Osborne just plain vanished, no word or sign of ’em at all! Spooky stuff!

And it just gets worse, because despite having Aunt Lucy there with him, Willie is basically on his own; something has broken in Lucy. She just sits rocking, muttering that “Fred had always warned her” about the woods. Willie makes all the meals, and keeps listening for the drums from the forest, trying to stay awake because he’s been having terrible dreams about monstrous things with snaky hooves legs and countless mouths, chanting deep in the woods. But despite it all, they make it through the week, and its the night before the mail man is scheduled to come.

Rough times for lil’ Willie, huh? He decides he can’t wait around any longer, so that morning he collects a little money and gets the letter his cousin sent from Kingsport, and decides he’s going to walk to town and try to get help. But just as he’s about to leave, he hears footsteps from the road.

Ah, well, I’m sure everything is fine then, huh? Willie suspects something is off, though – where’s Cousin Osborne’s suitcase, for one thing (“oh, left it back at the station.”) But what’re you gonna do when you’re just a 12 year old kid? They head into the house and Willie tells his cousin most of what has happened, leaving out some of the stranger details, like what he heard in the woods that one time. Cousin Osborne agrees that it’s strange that Fred and Lucy have vanished, but that Willie mustn’t give in to these strange fancies about people in the woods and horrible monster, ha ha there young man, what an imagination you’ve got, why it reminds me of the nonsense I hear back in Arkham!

Waitaminute, says Willie, you live in Kingsport, don’t you Cousin Osborne. (Cut to cousin osborne pulling on his collar, saying “hamina hamina hamina”)

Willie still thinks they should go, but Cousin Osborne puts the kibosh on that plan. They hear a buggy coming up the road; it’s the mailman! Willie wants to run and meet him, but Osborne says no, you stay in here, I will go talk to him. Willie watches, and when the mail man starts to drive off, he runs out after him.

Osborne at first refuses, but in the face of Willie’s intransigence and the Mail Man’s skepticism, Cousin Osborne says fine, HE’LL come along too.

When he insists, Cap pulls a goddamn gun on him!

Cap ain’t fucking around!

They ride off, leaving an angry “Cousin Osborne” behind, and as they go Willie brings Cap up to speed. But it’s late in the day, and the woods are growing dark. A storm builds, there’s thunder and lighting, and something else…drums. The storm crashes over them, and they’re hurrying along in the rain and lightning. Cap has his pistol out, and Willie is trying to get answers from him about the things in the woods.

Willie is thrown from the buggy when they smash into the Thing squatting in the middle of the road. He runs, panicked, through the woods, and finds himself climbing a hill with a fire and an alter and lots of robed people with knives. He witnesses a horrible human sacrifice that summons something from the Hills.

Willie flees screaming into the night and, through luck or instinct, finds his way back to the farm. Afraid of the storm and the night, he runs inside, finds his uncles tools, and boards up the windows and doors. He hopes he can wait it out and try to escape come dawn, BUT next morning “Cousin Osborne” is outside, calling for Willie. He tries the doors and windows, but Willie’s carpentry is sound and he can’t get in. Then he hears “Cousin Osborne” talking to something…something with a strange, droning, buzzing, inhuman voice.

Willie realizes that they know he’s there in the farm house…who else would’ve boarded it up like that. All he can do is try and wait it out and hope that someone, investigating the disappearance of Cap or the real Cousin Osborne, comes and helps him. That catches us up to the beginning of the story, when Willie found the notebook and began writing all this down.

And that’s the End!

One of those famous weird fiction “I’m still writing this even as a horror is happening to me oh no it’s in the room argh it’s got me i’m being kil – ” sort of endings. Some people find those very silly, like the idea that you’d keep on scribbling away, and often times they CAN be a little odd, but I feel like this one works pretty good. Willie knows he’s trapped, he knows he’s not going to get away; he overheard the cultists planning to get him come dark, so all he can do is try and write everything down, leave some kind of record and warning for others. So it doesn’t bother me in that regard.

It’s a kind of lonely, grim story, and you really feel for poor ol’ Willie, trapped there, everyone he knows dead at the pseudopods of something awful. As far a Lovecraft homage go, I think it’s a pretty effective – it draws on a lot of the themes and styles of Lovecraft, but it diverges enough to keep it interesting, and making the narrator a little kid helps to break up what would otherwise be a fairly run-of-the-mill pastiche. I mean, if the main character was like a professor or an antiquarian, or even just an adult, I think this story wouldn’t work at all. It’s the helplessness of a child that makes this story interesting.

Bloch would eventually leave his Lovecraftian days behind him, finding his voice more in the psychologically twisted slashers-and-murderers kind of horror. But it is neat to see him, even as late as the 50s, still going back to the Lovecraftian fiction that he started with, way back in the 30s. Bloch, of course, began as a READER of Weird Tales first, writing letters to the editor and becoming something of a senior fan before trying his hand at fiction. His earliest attempts are straight Lovecraft mimics, and he would work in that vein (with varying success) on and off for much of his early career. “Notebook Found in a Deserted House” is interesting because, while it draws very heavily from Lovecraft, you can get glimmers of the later Bloch, including a focus on the deeper interiority of characters experiencing the horror, like poor Willie here. There’s also an explicit sense of the UNFAIRNESS of the horror, and while that is certainly something in Lovecraft and cosmic horror in general, I think Bloch REALLY hones in on it in his work.

I reckon I’ve gone on long enough, but to wrap it up, I think this story has some interesting lessons for any WRITERS of cosmic horror out there, especially of the explicitly Lovecraftian variety. I think you can see some interesting mechanical and story-telling decisions that Bloch has made in this one. He’s threading a needle through both the slimy (and fun) shoggoth-and-cultist stuff that Lovecraft was so good at AS WELL AS finding his own voice in there, and telling a story that is true to both.

Strained Pulp #9 (Halloweeeeeeen edition): “The Automatic Pistol” by Fritz Leiber, Weird Tales, v.35, n.3, May 1940

Folks, we’re drawing near to the Big Day itself…as I write this, Halloween is less than a full week away. Here, in Texas, it’s been rainy and muggy, although there’s a promise of a powerful cold front that’ll blow in over the weekend and bring temps down low. I like a crisp, wintery pumpkin day; we usually have a fire out in the front yard and hand-out candy, drink some beer, have a nice ol’ time, and I much prefer it to be cold than mosquito-y and sweaty. So, in honor of this gift from the dark gods of halloween, today we’re going to talk about a fantastic story from one of the greatest writers to have ever graced the pages of Weird Tales magazine. Fritz Leiber, Jr., and his story, “The Automatic Pistol.

But, before we get into the Leiber, it’s important to take a moment and note the changes that have come to dear ol’ Weird Tales. Most of the previous stories have been from it’s earlier incarnation; the first and second installments were from the Baird days, while the rest have all been under the (hugely important and very influential) editorship of Farnsworth Wright. But now, in the 40s, the magazine has been bought by Short Stories, Inc, and Wright, suffering from rapidly declining health (he dies in June of 1940 from complications related to Parkinson’s disease) has been replaced by Dorothy McIlwraith.

McIlwraith is an interesting character. A Canadian, McIlwraith had been the editor of Short Stories magazine for several years, successfully running a magazine that operated in a lot of different genres. When she comes in to Weird Tales, she’s confronted with an immediate problem – the magazine was perennially just skating by, always nearly running out of money. Additionally, the late 30s had been rough – Lovecraft died in 1937, Robert E. Howard died in 1936…these had been THE heavy hitters, the authors that, by and large, had defined Weird Tales artistically. Similarly, there were competitors in the weird fiction market; magazines like “Strange Stories,” “Unknown Worlds,” and the various sci-fi pulps has all bitten into the market that Weird Tales had dominated. Add to that the paper shortages of World War II and the general collapse of the magazine market post war, and you can appreciate the work McIlwraith did in keeping the magazine going all the way to 1954!

Now, I’ll admit that I do think there’s a real enormous importance to Wright’s work at Weird Tales; the fact of the matter is, before him, there really wasn’t a genre of “weird fiction,” and it was under his powerful editorship that the genre took shape and was defined. For that alone, his run editing Weird Tales is historically and literarily important (for more on this, see my Introduction in the forthcoming Night Fears from Paradise Editions…stay tuned for more info soon!) Interestingly, Wright was given a much freer hand during his tenure at the helm. McIlwraith was forced to “tone down” some of the scarier and gorier stuff at the orders of the publisher, and so the magazine she oversaw was a different one. That said, she DID exercise her power in interesting ways: she had a serious interest in science fiction, and made a concerted effort to bring it back into Weird Tales. Similarly, there were a number of prominent authors whose work she edited: Ray Bradbury, Robert Bloch, Margaret St. Clare, and today’s author, Fritz Leiber all appeared in the pages of McIlwraith’s Weird Tales.

Additionally, she also went all in on Hannes Bok for covers and interior art, and that’s surely gotta be worth something, right!? I mean, look at that cover up there – it’s incredible, and Bok’s style is so dynamic and vibrant and just plain weird, you know? In terms of illustrations and covers, I don’t think Weird Tales was ever better than the 40s run, for sure!

But I’ve rattled on too long! Let’s get stuck in to some two-fisted weird crime with Fritz Leiber’s “The Automatic Pistol!”

Lookit that spread, gosh! Weird menacing hands, the smoking pistol, the first paragraphs of the story sanwhiched in there between em…a great composition, and a great way to start Leiber’s very first story in Weird Tales magazine.

Leiber wrote in a number of genres, but he’s` probably most famous for his contributions to Sword & Sorcery, a term that he (according to some) actually invented. His Fafhrd and the Grey Mouser stories are legitimately some of the most important and influential fantasy of the 20th century, on equal footing with Robert E. Howard and J.R.R. Tolkien, although he hasn’t had the same popular appeal as either of them. We’ll talk more about that come my Xmas Sword & Sorcery series that I’m planning out, so we’ll leave it alone for now, but just know: Leiber is a big deal.

But before Lankhmar and Nehwon, Leiber was (briefly) a Lovecraft correspondent and wrote some great pure weird fiction. This is actually his FIRST story in Weird Tales, and immediately you know it’s great. Leiber has a wonderful style, more muscular than a lot of “classical” weird fiction. It’s also distinctly and vibrantly modern – right off that bat we’re talkin’ about a gun. And not just ANY gun…it’s that classic of the pulp detective mags, the .45! And it belongs to another classic of the pulps, an indeterminately foreign criminal!

Inky, whose gun it is, is partners with a rough character named Larsen; they run booze, and have hired the the narrator (who will be introduced as “No Nose” later on) and a semi-egghead named Glasses to help them, loading and unloading and driving, basic prohibition stuff. They’re all introduced in a real classic, hard-boiled bit of writing that is, simply, a pleasure to read:

Gosh that’s good stuff, isn’t it? “I was a local small-town policeman until I determined to lead a more honest life.” Fantastic writing. This whole first section in particular is just a really nice, tight little crime story told from the perspectives of the crook, and it’s rich with excellent world-building – there’s corrupt cops, there’s the business of rum running, all of it dropped casually and naturally and efficiently into the story.

As established, Inky loves his gun. He’s always fiddlin’ with it, even when they’re out on the job, running booze he’ll take it out, pet it, coo to it with words nobody can understand…

The thing is, this fascination with the gun seems to rub Larsen, Inky’s partner in rum running, the wrong way.

Eventually this leads to an altercation where Larsen suddenly loses his temper and tries to grab the gun; if it weren’t for a motorcycle cop looking for a bribe, there might’ve even been blood spilled over it. It’s the first sign that Larsen is strangely obsessed with Inky’s pistol.

A fair bit of this half of the story is concerned with the ups and downs of the business as the years go by. Our narrator and Glasses keep working for Inky and Larsen, and we learn about the dangers of hijacking and of rival bootlegger gangs. We also get a glimpse of the money involved, and the ways the men spend it:

This sets up nicely the latter half of the story. Glasses reads in the newspaper that Inky has been rubbed out; interestingly, there was no weapon on the body when the police found it, and that gives both Glasses and No Nose pause; feels kinda wrong for someone else to have the automatic that Inky had so doted over all those years. Eventually, Glasses and No Nose are called up by their old boss Larsen, who says his rival Luke Dugan had Inky killed and is now gunning for him. And Larsen wants the two of them to meet him at a safehouse.

Neither No Nose nor Glasses are particularly enamored of the idea, but Larsen ain’t the sorta guy you say “no” too, so they hunker down with him in a farmhouse way the hell out in the country. After a supper of canned corned beef hash and beer, they’re sitting around the table drinkin’ coffee, just hanging out, when Larsen reaches into his pocket and pulls out a gun. The Gun, in fact.

Right away Glasses, No Nose, and us, the readers, have got a bad feelin’ about all this. There’s more great hard-boiled stuff in here – unvoiced (and unwritten) suspicion that practically shouts at you the whole time, the threat of violence, claustrophobia, fear. And while Larsen is fuckin’ around with Inky’s gun, it suddenly goes off, nearly taking off one of No Nose’s toes. After some panic, Larsen sets the gun on a side table and goes to a back bedroom to sleep. Glasses and No Nose are a little wound up, though, so they stay there in the front and play some cards…and after an hour, they notice somethin’ strange…

No matter how they adjust it, the gun always ends up swinging itself around to point towards the back of the house, where Larsen is sleeping. They fiddle around with is some more and eventually Glasses decides that what’s happening, see, is that the safety right? It juts out a bit, and so it kinda pivots around whenever its set down, yeah? Perfectly reasonable explanation, but No Nose decides that maybe it’d be better if the wiggly gun wasn’t loaded, so he takes the rounds out and pockets em.

Eventually, the boys tire of their card game and go to sleep. Then, in the dark, No Nose hears something…a kinda metallic clicking…

The image of this gun rotating around and then repeatedly trying to fire, all on its own, is great isn’t it? And the fact that it’s empty makes it all the more menacing; the hate propelling this gun must be getting even hotter for all the futile attempts its making! Glasses tries to calm No Nose, telling him it’s nothing, and then laughing that No Nose is ascribing supernatural agency to a dumb gun.

Now that’s the classic Leiber twist – he’s always ziggin’ when you expect him to zagg! You might’ve expected that Inky’s ghost or something was animating the gun, pretty standard ghost story shit, but not when Leiber is writing it! How neat is he instead introduces the idea that the gun is some kind of malevolent thing in its own right, a liaison between Inky and the Dark Side with its own ideas and agency! Later, when No Nose is handling the gun, he notices that the metal feels strange, smooth and slick and strangely alluring in his hand…kinda makes you wanna keep touching it too.

No Nose and Glasses read in an early morning paper that Larsen is, unsurprisingly, wanted for the murder of Inky. Just as they’re discussing this, Larsen wakes up and comes back into the room. There’s more fantastic noirish writing here – the nervousness of the two men, trapped in a situation with a guy who they’re pretty sure killed his partner but who they don’t want to let know that they think that, is really well executed, taut and tense and fun. Larsen seems weirdly listless, like he’s preoccupied with something, or maybe like something is gnawing at his mind. He only really rouses himself when he finds the gun has been emptied and moved. He doesn’t want anybody else to touch the gun but him, see! He demands the bullets back from No Nose too, and reloads the gun. That part is fun – does he want the gun loaded and for himself because he’s planning on killing his two hired hands, or is he jealously fascinated by the weapon. No Nose remembers the weirdly seductive way the gun felt in his hand, and is certainly worried.

But there’s nothing they can do, really – Larsen has the gun, and they’re unarmed. They gotta stick with him and try and keep him calm. Larsen shaves and gets dressed, and then decides that they all oughta play some cards. It seems like things are coming to head:

They play poker, but its clear that both Glasses and No Nose aren’t really focusing on they game – understandably, since Larsen seems to have become real menacing, real fast. While they’re playing, No Nose hears a noise, a kinda faint scrabblin’ or rustling that he can’t place. They keep playing, Larsen winning from both of them. Then, dammit, there’s that noise again!

The guns wrigglin’ around in the suitcase, trying to orient itself properly! Glasses, whose kind of a chatterbox when he’s nervous, nearly fucks up big time by mentioning the sound:

They keep on playing, and it’s a horrible visual, isn’t it? Like there they are, crazily playing cards, two of them trapped with a fully murderous and crazed guy, all while the gun of a dead man is writchin’ around in a suitcase. It’s a great, weird image, a real horrible situation!

As they’re playing, Larsen finally starts to break down, whispering to No Nose that he did kill Inky because he wanted all that money he’d been putting away. He hadn’t brought it with, though, but Larsen knew where it was. How about him and No Nose go and get, it’ll be a cinch for two people, see…

And that’s the end of the story!

It’s just a peach, ain’t it? I mean, it’s a real straight forward story of betrayal and vengeance from beyond, but 1) it’s written really well, with a great tone and voice that successfully blends crime and weird fiction together, and 2) the weirdness is elevated by the whole “gun-as-familiar” bit. It’s maybe not as well developed as it could’ve been, but it’s enough to turn the story into something just *that* much weirder than it would’ve been if, like, Inky’s ghost was doing it, you know, or his lingering psychic obsession were to blame. I think you really get a good taste of Leiber’s style and sensibilities from this story too – his interest in lowlifes and crime, the morally grey quality of his characters, and the truly sinister tinge to his kind of weirdness all come through very strongly here. You get good character work, too – everybody is sharply and quickly drawn and distinguished from one another, something that a lot of writers have a surprisingly hard time doing. I guess don’t have much more to say about the story, really, except that I like it a lot, and it’s worth a read!

Straining some more pulp #8! Hallowe’en edition! “The Pale Man” by Julius Long, Weird Tales v. 24, n.3, Sept 1934

Look; the pulp ain’t gonna strain itself, you know what I mean!? So here we are, yet again, to enjoy some spooky season fun with another little horror tale that I personally dig. This time it’s Julius Long’s neat and very short story, “The Pale Man,” from 1934!

I kind of feel like the 30s, and especially the early 30s, are the real sweet spot for Weird Tales. Not to say that there’s not great stuff in the 20s and 40s, of course, but this block from, like, 30-36 or so is really when the magazine was at the height of its powers, in my opinion – it had figured out, by and large, what weird fiction was, it was probably at it’s most well-oiled in terms of editorial workflow, and of course it had developed a stable of consistently interesting and often very good writers. Chief among them are Lovecraft and Howard, of course, but there’s also a good body of second-stringers (no offense) that are getting to play around in the genre in interesting ways. Honestly, it feels like there’s a real Goldilocks Zone in genre stuff where the broad outlines of what makes a story a part of that genre are in place and tacitly understood BUT NOT YET ossified, so you get a flush of just crazy unbridled creativity that you’ll never see again. Early sci-fi is definitely like that, and I’d argue there’s a similar trend in detective fiction. It just feels like there’s an interesting artistic vitality that arises at that point, and the early-to-mid-30s are that for Weird Tales!

Speaking of Howard, check out that cover!

That is, of course, a Brundage classic. Love the impossible way that vest is hanging on! Really dig that snaky, dragony motif carved into the dark throne too. The story it’s illustrating is one of REH’s best, one of my personal favorite Conan adventures…in fact, so much so that I’ll probably write about it during my traditional sword & sorcery binge over christmas. So we’ll save it for now and instead, with tremulous steps and shaking hands, check into “The Pale Man” by Julius Long.

Julius Long is one of those enigmatic pulp authors with very little biographical information. He wrote a fair number of horror tales early on, but became much more active in detective and crime pulps, especially in the “two-fisted, investigatin’ lawyer” subgenre. I’ve seen some info online that suggests he himself was a lawyer, which makes sense! Today’s story, “The Pale Man,” is probably his best piece of fiction in Weird Tales, so let’s dive in:

The unnamed narrator immediately conveys a strange (some might say…morbid?) fascination with an extremely pale who, along with himself and an old lady, staying in a hotel somewhere. It’s good, quick narration, and the second paragraph immediately establishes that the narrator came here for “a rest” of some sort. The discussion of the pale guy’s paleness is interesting, though – it’s not sickly, but rather wholesome, and the narrator describes what seems like a fairly attractive, vibrant fellow.

Less salubrious, however, is the hotel itself!

Smelly, dark, decrepit little hotel seems like a weird place for some recuperation, but that’s probably because the narrator isn’t exactly in the greatest of financial health either; in a later paragraph, we learn that he’s a lowly assistant professor, even after 30 years of work at the university. This indignity he attributes at least partially to a lack of assertiveness on his part. Just a bit of character development that helps to paint a picture of a worn-out, sick-and-tired character, sent off by the University president for a rest somewhere nice and quiet for a while. The OTHER thing to point out, though, is that reference to a Hitler ‘stache! Even in 1934 everybody knew that it was both a stupid looking mustache AND a signifier of assholery. There’s also a good burn on grad students later:

The loneliness the narrator writes about is kind of affecting though, isn’t’ it? It gets worse for him, too – after a week, he haven’t been able to strike up a conversation with anyone in the town at all, and STILL hasn’t been able to meet the fascinatingly pale character he’d noticed. Interestingly enough, the pale man is no longer staying in 212 – he’s moved one door down, to 211. But despite this increase in proximity, they’re still only nodding acquaintances.

There’s a real seductive, sexual quality to our narrator’s interest here, and I don’t think that’s just my reading; he really seem to be thinking about it in those very terms. The “I am not the sort to run after anybody” line is really suggestive, and we the readers know it to be disingenuous, since this pale dude is obviously a huge focus of the narrator’s thoughts and attentions. In fact, after protesting to much, in the very next section the narrator is musing about where the pale man takes his meals, since he never seems to eat in the hotel. We also learn that he’s changed rooms AGAIN, this time to 210. The narrator even plays out a kind of flirtatious exchange in their mind that uses this information:

This continues, of course – the pale man moves one more room down, the narrator is obsessing over the pale man, wondering where he goes, what he does, why he can’t settle down. You can almost imagine him laying on his bed, kicking his feet, making a vision board of the palest motherfuckers in history surrounded by hearts and doves. Then the old lady in 208 dies, and the pale man moves from 209 into her room, closer still!

This is a romance, at least in the narrator’s mind. “He favored me with a smile,” “My man of mystery, “I like to imagine that he speaks the exotic tongue of some far-away country,” all of this is very dreamy and kind of surprisingly steamy, honestly. There’s real longing here, and also sadness, in the final lines – you get the feeling that his career troubles are a handy label for maybe larger regrets in his life.

But the narrator’s health troubles impinge on him suddenly. He awakens prone on the floor, and he cannot remember how he got there. We learn that, while he’s been sanguine about the whole thing, it seems like a lot of people consider him to have been quite sick, possibly even near death! But our narrator doesn’t think so:

As a note, I think that “the loneliness of a bachelor for the loneliness of a husband” line is where we get the confirmation that the narrator is a man.

But hey, it’s not all inexplicable comas and sickness! The pale man has leap-frogged down to 203, with only one room separating them! Everything’s comin’ up Milhouse!

The narrator has another attack and is bedridden for a few days. In fact, a local doctor comes by, and seems to make it very clear that the narrator is not doing good. Must be some kind of heart trouble (indeed!) because the doc advises our man to avoid stairs, that sort of thing. The clerk seems convinced that the man is on death’s door, which of course our narrator discounts. In fact, he seems primarily annoyed that his bedrest is going to keep him from learning about or even seeing the pale man.

But, walking the hall one day, our narrator happens to pass room 202, the one next to his own, and who do you think he sees?

Our narrator follows through on his resolution and demands the clerk tell him who this pale fucker is. I’m sure you’ve guessed his answer, but here it is:

Dun Dun DUN! Further questioning reveals that there’s never been anyone else but the narrator and the late and lamented old lady in 207. No other guests at all, and certainly not a pale guy who has been moving his rooms over and over again. And with that information, our narrator achieves enlightenment:

That’s the end of Julius Long’s “The Pale Man.”

I like it; it’s a good, quick tale, and although I think it’s pretty obvious what’s going on very early in the story, that’s not necessarily a weakness in weird fiction. There’s a certain pleasure in seeing HOW the story is going to navigate towards the foregone conclusion, and I think ol’ Julius Long here handles it well. The writing is good too, on a technical level – the narrator has a real voice, and the conversational tone is nicely balanced by the obvious fascination, weariness, aggravation, and regret that the poor narrator is feeling. Also, the scenes with the pale man are sufficiently strange without being too overly gothic. I mean, I feel like we know, immediately, that this pale man is the specter of death, so him just kind of smiling and then later smoking a cigarette, as opposed to huge spooky theatrics, is great. I do feel like the title should be changed, though, don’t you think? “The Pale Man” in conjunction with that first paragraph seems to give away the game too early.

The sexual subtext in the story IS interesting, though. You don’t want to overinterpret anything, of course; I honestly think there IS often a real naivete about sex and particularly male homosexuality in a lot of media from this era, a product of the practical realities of a strongly homosocial society, I reckon. Similarly, I think there’s an almost knee-jerk “Aha! Gay stuff!” reaction to reading these older works now that is equally unnecessary and often obfuscatory – the constant eyebrow waggling about H.P. Lovecraft comes to mind here. But it seems hard NOT to have a queer reading of this story, on some level. The language is so obviously romantic, and the narrator’s obsession seems almost giddy (for example, the way he’s worried that his opening line might be too corny, and his resolve to work out a better one). Like I said, we don’t know much about Julius Long, but this language feels very lived, you know what I mean?

There’s also a subtext in the constant refrain of the narrator’s professional failings that’s interesting – not to put too fine a point on it, but there’s a real sense that he never consummated his career, you know what I mean? And it’s often juxtaposed in the text with his failure to strike up a conversation with the pale man, a recognition that his ineffectiveness and failure to be assertive about his desires has caused pain in his life. It’s a subtle and affecting theme!

Now, I think you could make the argument that the longing that the narrator is feeling, the desire that he refuses to articulate outright, is for death – maybe he DOES actually suspect that he’s quite sick, and looks forward to meeting death and getting it over with. I think you’re still left with fairly frankly erotic language that you have to contend with, though. Regardless, I think it’d be a good inclusion in a volume of gay fiction.

As weird fiction, it’s also good – the steady building dread, the inexplicableness (to the narrator) of the pale man’s actions, and even the description of the pale man himself, are all very strange and uncanny. Plus, I like the ellipsis in the ending, which can be a joke if deployed poorly, but here I think it works. Similarly, the emotional aspect of the story is richer than just simple “woooo, spooky,” you know…there’s dread, of course, but also a kind of resignation, a recognition on the narrator’s part that some sublime process is finally coming to a head. I think that’s one of the great strengths of good weird fiction, the ability to portray the complexities of the strange and the uncanny, and the way people’s lives and experiences can become tangled up in weirdness, and I think Julius Long’s “The Pale Man” is an excellent and interesting example of the genre at its best.

Straining some more pulps, #7 (HALLOWEEN EDITION)! “Men Who Walk Upon The Air” by Frank Belknap Long, Weird Tales, v.5, n.5, May 1925

A real Hallowe’en treat for ya’ll today! We’re gonna be talkin’ about a tale by Frank Belknap Long that happens to have, as its main character, the great medieval poet, rakehell, and Master of Arts, François Villon! It’s Long’s short story “Men Who Walk Upon The Air!” Villon is one of my favorite poets, a real (and real interesting!) guy from the middle ages who is just this larger-than-life, enigmatic figure of fascination for me (and a lot of other people), so to have him in a weird tale! Well, it’s pretty fun!

But first, the Cover and ToC of this issue!

That’s a nice adventuresome painting by Andre Brosnatch, a raging sea, full sails and a billowing cloak, excellent imagery that the story it illustrates can’t live up to, I’m sure (I don’t actually remember anything about “Under the N-Ray,” so I can’t be SURE of that, of course, but it doesn’t bode well…). Brosnatch is an interesting and somewhat enigmatic figure – he was a huge part of the early days of Weird Tales, doing a lot of good covers that always struck me as very action-y and dynamic.

Not much is known about him, though – like a lot of the pulp guys, there’s little biographical information about him. What IS clear, though, is that he definitely benefited from the reorganization in the magazine that happened in 1924 and the subsequent editorship of Farnsworth Wright. Before that, under Baird, there hadn’t been much interior art, not even for titles. After Wright came on the scene he got rid of the silly “articles” and “news items” and shit that had been used to fill up space and replaced it with art, often little atmospheric sketches and such, unrelated to the stories but very much “weird.” Things like these:

Little space fillers, but they’re fun! A LOT of these were done by Brosnatch, and would be used long after he’d stopped painting covers for Weird Tales. He was also a big contributor of the Title art at the beginning of the stories too – all in all, there was a lot more art in the magazine after Wright took over, and Brosnatch made a lot of it!

Now, a quick look at the Table o’ Contents for this issue:

Some heavy hitters this month, right? Quinn, La Spina, and ol’ Grandpa himself, H.P. Lovecraft. Actually, we might have to come back to this issue another time – the Lovecraft story this month is one of my favorites, “The Music of Erich Zann.” Nothing of Lovecraft’s can be said to be “obscure,” of course, but I do think that that story in particular is just a real strong example of weird fiction in general and Lovecraft in particular, and its not talked about or anthologized enough. So we’ll see! But we’re here to talk about Frank Belknap Long!

Frank Belknap Long was a major figure in the pulps, although he outlived them and wrote paperbacks, comics, and scripts well in the 1970s. In the Golden Era of the 20s through the 40s he wrote a lot for Weird Tales and Astounding, and he’s an important figure in horror, fantasy, and sci-fi. Undoubtedly though he was most famous as part of the Lovecraft Circle, a loose knit group of writers who, broadly, wrote weird fiction in the Lovecraftian vein. This included guys like Robert E. Howard, Clark Ashton Smith, August Derleth, Robert Bloch, all big names in weird fiction. Long and Lovecraft actually “met” in the amateur presses when a young Frank wrote a Poe pastiche that Lovecraft liked; they exchanged numerous letters and even met in person a fair amount, in New York when Lovecraft was living there, as well as in Providence and around New England when Lovecraft travelled. As an aside, the image of Lovecraft as a weird friendless loner is mostly bullshit mythologizing from long after he died; he was an avid and dedicated letter writer with a huge number of friends and acquaintances and, importantly, was very generous with praise and encouragement for writing he liked, something Long was always grateful for.

Long’s most famous story has to be his Lovecraftian “The Hounds of Tindalos;” it’s got some good, weird monsters that Lovecraft actually namechecked in his story “The Whisperer in Darkness.” He wrote other things in that cosmic weird fiction style, but he didn’t just ape Lovecraft his entire career; case in point, the story we’re talking about today, a tale of 14th century France that stars the great medieval poet François Villon!

There’s that Brosnatch title art, letting you know right away what exactly the title is referring to!

That’s a good, painterly scene portrayed right there in the first paragraph – yellow in the ditches, yellow in the sky, furtive laden figures hustling along in the evening, everything is desolate and lonely and dark. And then we meet François Villon himself, sadly regarding the gibbetted body of a man softly swinging in the night air.

The real François Villon, poet, criminal, wanderer, was born in Paris either in 1431 or 1432. He was very poor, but was raised by a stepfather who was a professor of canon law which opened doors for him. He received a Master of Arts degree from the University of Paris in 1452. He ran into the first of many major legal troubles in his life in 1455 when he killed a man in a street brawl; he only just escaped punishment through the help of his friends who had to petition the King to save him from the gallows. Then, in 1456, Villon was implicated in the robbery of the chapel of the College de Navarre. He was banished from Paris and spent the next four years as a wanderer and, possibly, a member of a gang of thieves. He’s next heard from in 1461, when he’s in jail for an unknown crime. While imprisoned, he writes his most famous work, “Le Gran Testament.” He’s released, possibly as part of a general amnesty, but again is imprisoned for theft in 1462. Villon somehow scrapes together bail, is released again, but then gets into a street brawl that sees his arrested, tortured, and condemned to be hanged, although this is commuted to banishment in January of 1463, after which he vanishes from history.

He left behind a substantial body of work, which given the time in which he lived would be enough to make him an important historical figure, but the thing is that he was ALSO a truly great poet. His poems are wry and angry and funny and sarcastic and earthy, often skewering the grand themes and pious ideals that dominated the poetry of his age. He wrote about bars and dirtbags and prostitutes and real assholes he hated, and his life and experiences fill his work; a number of his pieces are obviously autobiographical, and are full of jokes and asides and braggadocio. He played with language a lot, and put a bunch of slang and thieves’ cant into his works; he also coined a bunch of new words, which apparently makes translating him quite a challenge. Probably his most famous line is from his “Ballade” (written in jail), where he wrote “Mais où sont les neiges d’antan!” which Dante Rossetti translated as “Oh, where are the snows of yesteryear!” coining and popularizing the word “yesteryear” in English. If you’re interested in his works, there’s a fairly recent good translation by Galway Kinnell for the University of New England Press titled, simply enough, “The Poems of François Villon” that’s worth checking out.

So that very real historical figure is who Long choses as his protagonist in this story. A wandering poet is, of course, a very romantic figure, perfect for an imaginative story, but right away Long does something kind of interesting:

This is certainly a figure from a medieval romance, indulging in some very poetical musings upon a hanged man, but this isn’t a young student, or even a lean weather beaten brigand-bard in exile; this is an old man, weary and worn down. He’s toothless, bald, threadbare, a figure of suffering who, perhaps, pities the dead bodies because he knows he’s nearly one himself. We’re meeting François Villon well after he’s vanished from our histories. It’s an interesting and poignant character, more so if you’re familiar with the hard life of the very real Villon.

That’s a great image, isn’t it, the gallows lonely and cold and striding across the countryside seeking warmth and companionship. There’s some very good, vital prose in this story, images and ideas that Long has really invested with a lot of doom-laden portentousness and mythic energy.

But while Villon is regarding the dead man and pitying him for his cold feet, he feels a tug at his clothes. He turns, and stares into a pair of horror-haunted blue eyes. A woman, with tears in her eyes, asks him for a favor. She drags him inexorably across the road and into a little house, where she explains: she is the hanged man’s wife, and she needs someone to climb up the gallows and cut him down. Villon, who has been admiring her beauty, readily agrees:

Villon suddenly realizes that he’s starving, and so he sits down to an insane feast.

He pigs out, making a mess as he devouring everything the woman puts on the table. It’s a strange feast though, isn’t it? I mean, rice and all those spices represent a considerable amount of wealth in the 14th century, and who the hell eats scrambled ostrich eggs, especially in a small house in rural France across from a gibbet? In particular he enjoys the ahistorical and anachronistic champagne a little too much, and becomes quite drunk. So much so that, when he totters to his feet to go and do the job he’s been contracted to do, he starts thinking that he might get another favor out of the bereaved widow.

Old man Villon sweeps her into his arms and takes more than the single kiss he’s been allotted. However, as he’s smooching her up, she suddenly throws him off and hurls herself terrified into the corner, shrieking with fright. You’ve probably guessed it; she points to the window and screams.

Villon thinks she’s nuts, at least until he hears a ghostly voice calling his name from outside the door. Terrified himself, he leaps into the corner with the woman and reminds her that his “intentions were honorable.” Then something starts straining and pushing against the door. Villon, unable to withstand the suspense, leaps up and flings the door open.

Villon stands stock still with fright, covering his eyes, trying to convince himself that the horrible revenant isn’t real. It bushes past him, running into the room and striking the wall and then, blindly begins to search the room for its wife. It’s a pretty good, horrifying scene, a blind undead monster scrabbling in the corners, feeling along the walls, hunting for you solely by touch. Shudersome stuff.

Villon watches it, horribly fascinated and feeling that he’s done nothing to deserve being put in a spot like this. Then, the corpse finds the woman, grips her with its terrible bony fingers, and then starts walking with her towards the door. Villon musters some courage to try and stop it, but gets knocked aside with casual contempt by the revenant. Collapsing with exhaustion and horror, Villon watched the undead thing drag the woman out into the night. The story ends thusly:

The horror might be a little traditional (the hanged man reuniting with his wife, one way or the other) but the weirdness isn’t, at least for me. First off, you’ve got my favorite kind of horror protagonist: some guy. Sure, this guy is François Villon, famous medieval poet, but as far as this story is concerned, he’s just Some Guy who has stumbled onto something he doesn’t understand or have any connection to. That’s a wonderful way to structure a horror story, in my opinion – an almost blank slate thrown into chaos and madness without any preparation or preamble. And Villon is good in this, he’s a tired hungry old man, down on his luck who leaps at the chance for a supper, but still a bit of a popinjay and observer of humanity for all that.

But WHO is this woman? I don’t think you can ignore the weirdness of the sumptuous, ridiculous supper. It smacks of a fairy banquet, or maybe a haunted funeral feast? It’s otherworldly and unnatural, whatever it is. And it’s made weirder by the woman’s behavior. She wants to help her husband, wants him cut down and brought inside for…what, exactly? And did she just take too long, or were Villon’s kisses to blame for making HIM come to HER? If that’s the case, why didn’t the dead husband revenge himself upon Villon? There’s a sense here that Villon is just being shown a play, some kind of shadowy undead drama that needs an audience.

I don’t know – at the end, the story just seems very moody and enigmatical, and I really enjoy it. Long has done a nice bit of weird writing here, taking what could be a pretty straightforward “corpse comes back” story and gilding it with enough mystery and description and personality that it becomes much weirder and much more interesting than you might expect! A masterful example of the weird tale, I think, worth a read this spooky season!

Pulp, and the Straining thereof, #6! Halloween Edition! “Mive” by Carl Jacobi, Weird Tales, v. 19, n. 1, January 1932

Like the merciless Juggernaut, Halloween season rolls ever onward, smooshing everything in its path beneath its powerful, unyielding spookiness. And so, to do my humble part and remind ya’ll of The Reason for The Season, here’s yet another entry in my continuing series of musings on the spook-em-ups of yesteryear. And it’s an odd one this time, too – Carl Jacobi’s “Mive” from the January 1932 issue of Weird Tales!

But first, as is traditional ’round these here parts, lets take a gander at the cover of this issue! And lucky for us, it’s a C.C. Senf classic!

I think last time I said I wasn’t sure if ol’ Clark Ashton Smith had ever had a cover and, well, by god, here it is! And by Senf, no less, one of my favorites of the early Weird Tales cover artists. Curtis Charles Senf did a pretty good number of the early covers for the magazine, a couple dozen at least, plus a lot of great interior art too. This is one of his last, though – I think he has a few more in 1932, but after that he goes on back to commercial illustration work, which I think you can see he clearly had a talent for. I like his style a lot; expressive faces, flapper haircut, weird-ass monster, trippy space background. It’s good! Wild thing is, it has pretty much nothing to do with the story, which is a very goofy space fantasy tale about a suicidal male poet who travels to an alien world, helps foment a revolution, and then makes it with a five-armed space empress babe. It’s not my favorite Smith, by a longshot, but it does have a lot of implied sex, so there’s that.

Of course, a lot of the covers had fuck all to do with the contents; it was practically a requirement! Still, I think the Senf image illustrates nicely one of the biggest draws that pulps had going for them – the cover art is honestly something, often dynamic and a little lurid, really something that grabs your eye! I harp on about how the pulp era was the golden age of the short story, when people could make a living writing fiction AND when millions of people got their entertainment by reading it, but I bet there’s a similar story in illustration – there were so many more markets for your work, and a huge number of people exposed to it too! A heroic age, never to be seen again, sadly.

Ah well, such is the turning of the wheel, huh? Anyway, here’s the ToC:

Smith, Pendarves, Derleth, Long, Wandrei – it’s a veritable Who’s-Who of Big Names That Few Now Would Recognize! All of them were fairly major Weird Tales authors; G.G. Pendarves in particular was very popular, and it wasn’t until her death in ’38 that Farnsworth Wright revealed in an obituary that her real name had been “Gladys Gordon.” Again – the pulps offered a chance for people who might otherwise have been stopped at the door to slip in and get their writing published and read!

Our author today, Carl Jacobi, was a prolific and long-lived writer of fiction, with a good number of stories in Weird Tales over his career. His style is good, a little florid for us today but nowhere near as elaborate or languorous as Smith or Lovecraft, for instance – in fact, if you compared his work to others at the time, you’d probably say it was rather fast-paced and propulsive! His work has been anthologized a lot over the years; he’s got a good sense of the creepy and the atmospheric, as well as a real imaginative streak, as we’ll see in today’s fairy short story, “Mive.”

That’s right! It’s a Big Bug story!

Bug fiction, of course, has an important place in the history of outre imaginative fiction; there’s Wells and his ants, and Lafcadio Hearn wrote numerous essays on the cultural and folkloric significance of insects in Japan. Within Weird Tales there’s a kind of interesting history, though, so I hope you’ll pardon a brief digression. In 1925, a few short years into Weird Tale‘s existence, they published a story by J.U. Giesy titled “The Wicked Flea.” Now, if you know yer bible, you might recognize that as a punning take on that old chesnut from Proverbs: “The wicked flee where no man pursueth.” Now, that’s bad enough, but take a quick peek at the cover of that issue:

A dog!? being chased!? BY A BIG FLEA!? Why the whole idea is PREPOSTEROUS!? What an amusing reversal!!!!

That’s right: it’s a COMEDY story.

What’s that? You’re asking how the Weird Tales audience received it? Readers, they hated it. Huge number of letters to The Eyrie where they begged Wright to never publish anything like it. A consensus soon built, and basically humor stories of all stripes were banned from the pages of Weird Tales forever. I feel like that actually had a huge effect of the development of the weird tale, too – there’s a deadly seriousness that descended on the genre and never really lifted, so much so that a lot of readers lost their ability to see the often slyly humorous parts of many stories, I think. For instance, when Lovecraft’s “Herbert West – Reanimator” was posthumously published in Weird Tales, a lot of people didn’t recognize that the constant over-the-top joking going on. Oh well!

Anyway, the upswing of it was that, following the furor over the goofy story, Wright kind of summed up the state of the genre in an editorial in The Eyrie in the December 1925 issue, trying to clarify what belonged in Weird Tales and what didn’t. Here’s what he wrote about Big Bug stories:

I dunno, I find this kind of stuff fascinating; the way Wright, in conjunction with an active and participatory fandom, are negotiating and mediating what is and isn’t weird fiction…it’s cool stuff! But on to “Mive!”

A kind of moody meditation on both wilderness and the way people perceive it – it’s a fun way to start a piece of pulp weird fiction, I think. The sublimity of the environment is a rich vein of weirdness that’s not mined often enough, for my tastes. Actually, this whole beginning, nearly a page, reminds me strongly of Algernon Blackwood’s “The Willows,” with its preoccupation with human interlopers in a wilderness setting; there’s a similar sense of the strange and inhuman atmosphere of this place, evoked by the description of its riotous plant life, its strange geography, AND by the fact that it’s got these really weird names. “Mive” is an odd one…sounds like one of those old, inexplicable celtic/saxon/welsh hold over names you run across in England, you know what I mean? Like it must have some meaning, but it’s just utterly lost to you, now. Similarly, the oddity of a cypress hammock called “the Flan” is notable…right off the bat there’s a real sense of disorientation produced by Jacobi here, really nicely done bit o’ weird fiction writing!

Quick note: “Rentharpian” is a funny word, but it just refers to Jacobi’s own version of “Lovecraft Country.” He mentions a “University of Rentharp” in another story, so it’s like the Miskatonic Valley and Arkham and all that, a generalized fictional location somewhere in the United States that gently connects his stories together. Absolutely love it, one of the best parts of weird fiction in my opinion!

Most people stay away from the Mive, but our narrator has submitted to his particular imp of the perverse and gone for a walk along a disused road that leads along side of the marsh. He reaches the swampy stretch where, for some reason, he’s drawn to the wilderness and plunges headlong into the green hell.

More excellent environmental writing, partaking of that peculiarly White Euro-American horror at the rampant fecundity of nature. This is something right out of 19th century tropical travel narratives, a kind of revulsion at just how furiously ALIVE a forest or a jungle or a swamp can be. Another noticeable undercurrent exists in both that genre of writing AND in our story here: the alienation an animal experiences in a place dominated by plants. In fact, here, in the Mive, the narrator notices the absence of all the usual swamp critters…until…

A Big Ass Bug! Kind of an uncalled-for burn on proboscises, though – it’s just a curly cue tongue man! What? Your gustatory apparatus is so much prettier and cooler? Jeez.

Operating under a kind of strange compulsion, the narrator grabs for the gigantic butterfly, but he succeeds only in getting a strange, powdery dust from its wings on his hands. Annoyed, he tries to brush it off, but the sweat from his hands has made it sticky and gooey and damn if it don’t smell good too!

Well, he fights it off as long as he can, but then sticks his fingers in his mouth, and is immediately struck by the foul, bitter taste, nothing at all like the sweet alluring scent. He coughs and sputters and is disgusted at himself; then he gets doubly annoyed because he didn’t catch the giant butterfly and so no one is going to believe that it exists. He decides it’s time to head home. But…

A human-sized cocoon, and it’s hatched too! Makes the previous butterfly seem positively rinky-dink in comparison! And, of course, there’s also the perfectly logical deduction that a big fuckin’ butterfly must’ve evolved carnivory and that’s why the swamp has been denuded of vertebrate life! Our narrator grabs a stick and, feeling a little nauseous, starts trudging his way home. A storm builds overhead, black clouds billowing to darken the sky…but IS it a storm?

What the fuck, right!? The clouds solidify into some kind of strange, phantasmagoric scene of a medieval city and an army in full retreat from a horde of the black-winged giant butterflies! The defenders fall and the whole city is swallowed by the roiling swarm. Then, the scene dissolved into more chaos, eventually coalescing into the form of a singularly huge butterfly, its vast wings filling the sky.

He turns and flees, crashing through the underbrush, squelching through the mud, trying to escape the horrendous vision he’s seen. The forest itself becomes monstrous, the reeds and grasses gripping him, slashing at his arms and legs, all of nature turned into a hellish, predatory monster that seeks to devour him. A storm fills the sky, and the waters of the Mive turn black and oily. Then, a giant butterfly descends from the blackness overhead, pursuing him!

He hides in the underbrush and it misses him; in a mad chase he flees the swamp, eventually reaching the road and collapsing with relief as the storm breaks and rain washes over him. What happened!? You’ve probably guessed, but let’s see what our narrator figures out:

Hallucinatory butterfly dust! Of course! What master insect indeed!

That’s the end. It’s short and to the point, a fairly simple series of events overlain by some weird hallucinatory imagery and descriptions. What I like about it is the way Jacobi approaches a world where people and, indeed, vertebrates, are superfluous interlopers. From other stories of his, I know Jacobi had an interest in geology and paleontology, particularly with regards to early Paleozoic stuff, so this vision of a primal swamp with giant insects seems positively Silurian, a vision of the world 420 million years ago. A geological perspective is, I’ve argued before, one of the main scientific ideas behind weird fiction – Deep Time’s dehumanizing and, indeed, de-mammalizing, perspective forces us to confront a universe that is perfectly happy with other orders of being and types of life. For Lovecraft and Howard and them, this is often oceanic or reptilian life, but here Jacobi has latched onto a vision of life that is botanical and insectoid, both truly strange and alien organisms, at least in comparison to our own particular clade.

The strange vision of a medieval cloud city destroyed by butterflies, as well as being just plain weird, also reinforces this idea, I think – the world of humans, with its projects and monuments and struggles, is just one ephemeral version of life on this planet. The contrast between the perceived fragility of a butterfly and the assumed solidity of a vast walled fortress full of mailed warriors is interesting in its juxtaposition, especially since both prove false – the triumph of the strange butterflies over the “superior” humans is of course a classic weird fiction inversion, but it also resonates with how easily our narrator is overcome by the hallucinatory dust. He’s immediately undone by a big ol’ butterfly, and is powerless in the face of this totally unexpected threat!

It might be a little predictable; I think once the wing dust is mentioned, you’re primed for something like this to happen, especially when he fuckin’ eats it. But for all that, I think it rises above the kind of trite “woah, what a trip!” sort of thing it might’ve become. Jacobi is interested in how people and nature intersect, and the ways the assumed roles of big critters like us might be upended totally. A fun story with a decidedly weird point of view!

Strained Pulp #5! Continuing Halloween-Edition! “The Colossus of Ylourgne” by Clark Ashton Smith (Weird Tales v. 23 n. 6, June 1934)

Indulgence is best enjoyed in huge walloping ladlefuls, so I decided to go big with this one and write about one of the most indulgent weird fiction writers of all time, Clark Ashton Smith, and specifically about one of his best stories, the Averoigne-set, almost-sword-and-sorcery, horror-adventure tale, “The Colossus of Ylourgne.” It’s extremely pulpy, it’s extremely purple, it’s extremely weird, which is just to say, it’s extremely Clark Ashton Smith!

Smith is an interesting character. Today, he’s remembered as one of The Big Three from Weird Tales, right up there with Lovecraft and Robert E. Howard. I think this reflects both the quality and quantity of his output; he wrote unique, inventive stuff, and there’s a lot of it, too. Interestingly, he’s also the only one of that triumvirate to die of old age (in 1961), although that’s not to say that his life wasn’t similarly rough – he was crushingly poor for most of it, and even well into his old age had to take gardening jobs from his neighbors to make ends meet. In his own time as a pulp writer he was very popular with the readers, and there’s the suggestion that it was his work that convinced Edwin Baird, the first editor of Weird Tales, to reconsider his ban on verse in the magazine.

I think there are two relevant things about Smith to keep in mind. ONE, he was a serious poet, and an unabashedly Romantic one – early in his life (before Weird Tales) he published collections of his verse to critical acclaim and was well-plugged into the West Coast’s poetry scene through his mentor, George Sterling. However, his extremely traditional style (very much in the vein of Poe or Swinburne) butted up against the changing aesthetics of poetry in the early 20th century; his refusal to change his style caused him to fall out of favor and turn to pulp prose to try and make some money.

The SECOND thing to keep in mind is that Smith was a Californian his whole life, living in the shadow of the Sierras for much of it, and I think that really colors his writing. It’s especially visible in his descriptions of nature and people’s relationship to wilderness. There’s none of the musty, mouldering, decay of Lovecraft’s New England in Smith’s dark forests and mountains; rather, his landscapes always seem vital and rugged to me, weird and full of menace certainly, but as a result of their magnitude and natural power. Anything inimical in them is a result of that out-of-balance scale difference between nature and humanity. For Smith, horror is a human condition; it’s people and their uniquely human failings who bring corruption into the world.

I guess though there’s also a THIRD thing to keep in mind about Smith – he’s much grosser than Lovecraft or Howard. Lot of wormy, dripping corpses in his stories, and there’s a bloodier and, honestly, more sadistic edge to his horror. A lot of his stories have a sardonic cruelty to them, something he took from his extensive reading of the French Decadents, I reckon; Smith taught himself French to translate Baudelaire’s Les Fleurs du Mal, many excerpts of which appeared in Weird Tales. Anyway, his stuff is just way more sophisticated , if you will, than Lovecraft’s or Howard’s, with a noticeably different (though equally evocative) tone. There’s less scholarship on him than either of the other two, though there is a good Penguin Classics collection of some (but not all) or his stories and poetry (The Dark Eidolon and Other Fantasies, edited by S.T. Joshi). The story I want to talk about today, “The Colossus of Ylourgne,” is NOT in that collection, though, so you gotta follow that link to give it a read in the pages of Weird Tales (courtesy of archive.org!).

First thing first, let’s talk that cover! I don’t know if any of Smith’s stories ever got on the cover for Weird Tales. One of his stories did get a painting over at short-lived rival magazine Strange Tales, with a pretty striking monster from Smith’s story in that issue “The Hunters from Beyond;” I think it got used as a cover for a collection from that magazine published recently, too. BUT, that’s neither here nor there, since this cover is, yes, a Margaret Brundage original, inspired by Jack Williamson’s “Wizard’s Isle.”

Setting aside the unpleasant racism of the Menacing Chinese Wizard, you gotta appreciate the weird ass little lizard-bug devil there, and of course it has that famous Brundage trademark: a scantily-clad woman being menaced! Brundage specialized in those, and the clever writers (like Seabury Quinn and Robert E. Howard) started to include scenes of a woman being menaced by a monster or a ghost or a racist caricature in order to get on the covers. The covers were always considered a little daring, but interestingly it was only AFTER readers learned that “M. Brundage” was a woman that they really started to complain about the “indecent” art. As a brief aside, Brundage is a fascinating character, a Wobbly and a Free-Thinker whose work hugely influenced both genre fiction as well as bondage/fetish erotic art; she’s definitely someone we should spend some time talking about one day. Here’s a cool pic of her I found, from The Internet:

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But, Margaret Brundage will have to wait! We’re talking about Clark Ashton Smith now! On to this issue’s ToC:

As mentioned, Jack Williamson (another fascinating guy who played a huge role in the development of sci-fi) gets the cover – the story is fine, one of his extremely competently constructed pieces, though the Orientalism is thick on the ground and kind of rough. The Howard story is only middling – it’s one of his occultic Lovecraft pastiches, and for the most part those are his weakest efforts. For my money, Smith’s story is far and away the best thing here, although I would point out the Weird Story Reprint, which is a translation of a story originally in Spanish, “Maese Perez, the Organist.” These translations are super interesting, and, actually, form the subject of an upcoming book with Paradise Editions that I’ve been working on: Night Fears, a collection of some of the translated fiction that appeared in Weird Tales that I think people are going to really enjoy. I’ll plug it more later this month, So Watch This Space for further details!

Briefly, there’s also a bit of verse by “Grace Stillman” that is pertinent to the story today. Her “The Woods of Averoigne” is a celebration of Clark Ashton Smith’s fictional 13th Century France where he set some of his stories (including “The Colossus of Ylourgne”). It’s good and extremely, some might even say, suspiciously faithful to the description and mood of Smith’s work. Between that, and the fact that Grace Stillman ONLY ever published this one poem in any magazine ever, I suspect this is a nom de plume for ol’ Clark himself, although I’ve got no concrete evidence for that. Still, it’s odd!

But, anyway: Our Story!

First off, that description, huh? That’s an interesting use of the word “robot” isn’t it, one that I think demonstrates the inchoate state of the nascent genre of science fiction. I hate to keep harping on it (no I don’t), but it was in Pulp Magazines that these genres were created, and this is a good example of that work being done. The lexicon hadn’t solidified, the definition of the term “robot” hadn’t been settled yet; only with time and further writing would “robot” come to mean a manufactured mechanical or technological construct, rather than the very specific Thing (no spoilers, yet) being discussed here.

Our story starts with some of the rich, voluptuous language that Clark Ashton Smith is known for…honestly, people give Lovecraft shit for his purple prose, be he’s positively restrained compared to Clark. Smith ratchets it up all the way to eleven; he’s much more sumptuous in his writing, and his word choice is way more obscure and archaic than anything ol’ H.P. ever did. Now, to be fair, it’s not affection, not fully, because Smith received very little formal education and mostly learned by reading books and memorizing the dictionary and stuff, so I think he comes by his1820s style writing honestly. But if that’s not your thing, you’re going to have a hard time with Smith.

Right away we’re introduced to the villain of the piece, Nathaire, a vile sorcerer, and we learn that he, along with his ten pupils, have vanished from his house in Vyones. A long part of this first chapter is used to give us background: Nathaire is a stunted, twisted little thing, the son of a Devil and a Witch, and he travelled widely through Egypt and Persia and other exotic places, where he learned all the secrets of magic and alchemy that made his so feared and powerful. We also learn that he has run afoul of the Church and the Inquisition before, and is lame in one leg from a stoning that he took at the hands of a mob in Vyones. Consequently, Nathaire hates the clergy and the city with equally fiery passions, so everyone is happy to see him vanish, despite the mysterious circumstances. Everyone, that is, except Gaspard du Nord:

Gaspard uses this magical mirror to try and spy on Nathaire, who is certain is up to something vile and dangerous. He catches glimpses of his former master in the glass, a hint of dark ritual and evil magic, but it’s soon obscured by Nathaire’s counterspell. We, along with Gaspard, are left in the dark.

Part 2 is where things start getting weird! In early summer, bodies suddenly start vanishing from the graveyards, and when people investigate, they realize that it’s not graverobbers at work; rather, the dead bodies themselves have clawed their way free from their coffins and tombs and graves! And it just keeps happening!

I mean, that’s pretty good, right? Bodies on their way to being buried leaping up and then running into the night. It’s a good, creepy image, made worse by the suddenness and the sense of urgency in these animated corpses. Something is happening, but no one knows what it is!

Turns out the ruins of Ylourgne (which, wow, just a great weird fiction name, you know?) is right across the valley of a big ol’ monastery, extremely isolated and cut-off from the world. There, the monks are horrified by the sense of something monstrous going on across the way in the old robber-baron ruins, but they don’t feel like confronting it until one of there own, dead in an accident, is summoned to the castle. There’s a good image of the dead monk, his head lolling on his chest from his broken neck, leaping up and running out of the church towards the ruins while the monks look on, horrified.

Most of the monks want nothing to do with it, but a pair of them, full of zeal and righteous fire, get permission to go to Ylourgne to try and exorcise the evil there. They go armed with crosses and holy water and tromp overland, but are unprepared for the devilry they encounter: piles of corpses being rendered into their constituent parts, bones in one pile, meat in the other, boiled and magicked up by devils and the ten pupils of Nathaire, all overseen by the dying, couch-bound wizard himself. The monks leap into action, shouting prayers, brandishing holy water…and are promptly handled by the wizard and his underlings.

Smith, of course, is a member of the Lovecraft Circle, and so there’s no room for the traditional Christian God in his fiction. And even though there’s plenty of mentions of Satan and all kinds of very pop-medieval theology, it’s sort of understood that that is merely the cultural lens of the characters in the story – in other words, the Devil that Nathaire serves is no horned and winged fallen angel, but probably something more akin to the nebulous transdimensional horrors of the Cthulhu mythos. These monks attempt to use the power of Christ to combat inhuman sorcery, and so of course they fail. It’s a pretty stark image, and a step that not everyone at the time was willing to take – August Derleth, for example, really tried to Manichean-ize the mythos, and even Frank Belknap Long introduced the Cross as a modern representation of an even older Power that could combat the evil forces of madness and chaos. None of that for Smith! The strength of the church is in gold and flame alone, a purely secular and vulgar power, and sorcery is simply of another class altogether.

This is hammered home when, brought before Nathaire for a haranguing, the evil wizards says this:

Ialdabaoth or Yaldabaoth is the demiurge, the basely material (and therefore evil) creator of the world in gnostic cosmography. Nathaire is basically calling the god these monks serve a false and lesser power, which, fair enough, since the monks got captured and all. Then Nathaire pumps a couple of corpses full of demons and has these undead bodies chase and beat the monks all the way to their monastery! The scene of the raising is even illustrated by Smith in the story, in his inimitable folk-art style:

Picture like that would be right at home in a 1st Ed Dungeons & Dragon book, wouldn’t it? Very DIY. Anyway, meanwhile, our buddy Gaspard is back in town, still worrying about what ol’ Nathaire is cookin’ up. With the general sense that since the bodies have been heading towards Ylourgne, that’s the place to get answers, Gaspard heads out overland, eventually reaching the mysterious ruins just as the moon is rising. There’s lots of clambering and crag-hopping, all very fun and conveying just how in-over-his-head our scholarly hero is, and then finally Gaspard breaches the walls and discovers the secret of Ylourgne:

Reduce, Reuse, Recylce! Nathaire has been collecting all these corpses to strip em down to their base parts and BUILD a new, huge body. And not only that, but, after Gaspard gets bonked on the head and captured, Nathaire reveals that he is going to leave his dying body and put his soul into this new, gigantic corpse-salvaged corpus! Nathaire, in fine villanous form, rants a bit, explains his plan to use his new body to terrorize Averoigne, and then has Gaspard tossed in an oubliette.

There’s a somewhat overlong dungeon-escape scene, where Gaspard has to scrape away at a drain to make a passage that takes him to another chamber and some stairs, etc etc. It’s good mechanically and serves to express that time enough has passed for the wizards upstairs to have finished making the giant body. And you gotta remember: Smith is poor and he’s getting paid by the word. I mean, if Charles Dickens can get away with it, so can Clark, right? Anyway, he comes across the huge corpse juuuuust as the ritual is underway and, being reasonable, recognizes that there’s not much he can do about it, so he flees. We then cut to the next section, which sees the horror unleashed on the countryside.

So this huge giant, made from the rendered flesh and bones of countless corpses and driven by the mind and soul of an evil wizard, has risen, and damn if it isn’t having a good time. Giant Nathaire really seems to be playing around, flexing his new muscles and enjoying his strength and size; he lobs some rocks at the monastery, kills some of the monks, but mostly just seems to be goofing off. When he turns and leaves, some of the surviving monks (the same ones who ventured into and were chased out of Ylourgne earlier in the story) witness a strange sight:

That’s a hell of a funny image, isn’t it? This big monstrous giant, all naked and gross, with like a baby carrier on his back full of his students, along for the ride! It’s a very funny, very strange detail, extremely Smithian in its absurdity. Anyway, the rest of this section is just The Giant wrecking shit all over Averoigne. There’s lots of violence and murder; at one point he covers a church full of people with a huge pile of shit he’s gathered from surrounding farms. It’s alternatingly funny and then, suddenly, very brutal and cruel:

And how about that last part, huh? “…worse things, not to be named…” yikes!

While all this has been going on, Gaspard has been making his way back to the city, which is now packed with refugees fleeing the horrors of the Giant. Back in his meager rooms, Gaspard throws caution to the winds and makes use of the evil sorcery he learned from Nathaire to concoct a sorcerous powder that is used to send undead bodies back to their graves. There’re scenes of violence and horror, Nathaire kills a bunch of soldiers and breaks into the city, but is confronted by Gaspard atop one of the towers, who calls to his former master. Nathaire approaches, intending to smash Gaspard to bits, when the scholar blows the strange powder into the Giant’s nostrils, and…

I mean, that’s great, isn’t it? This huge corpse suddenly turns and starts wandering the countryside, going to the graves and tombs from which its bits and pieces were taken before finally just digging its own giant grave and laying down to die. The bit with the voices is fun, as is the payoff with the pupils in the baby bjorn; imagine them just, like, helplessly swinging there the whole time before getting crushed to death in the new grave. I mean, it’s great stuff!

There’s a brief coda where we learn that the stinking giant corpse ended up causing all kinds of health problems, but also that Gaspard was the only sorcery in the country to never have had any subsequent trouble with the inquisition, so, for the most part, it’s a happy ending! Yay!

I really like this one. Smith’s Averiogne is a fun setting, a wooly Dark Ages France full of weird wizards and cruel aristocrats – there’s honestly a very Warhammer Fantasy feeling there, and it must’ve been a big influence on all that stuff. “The Colossus of Ylourgne” is a good weird tale, very inventive and, in places, very surprising – the complete repudiation of Christianity, the dark humor, the violence, it’s all well done and, for the most part, it’s a fairly propulsive story.

Now, if you’re familiar with Lovecraft’s “The Dunwich Horror” (pub’d in Weird Tales in 1929), I think you can see what an inspiration that was for Smith; he’s basically doing a medieval retelling of that story, down to the magical dust at the end even! But he’s changed enough stuff and made it his own that it’s not a problem in my opinion, and he’s clearly having fun writing it. I think there’s also some Robert E. Howard in here too – Conan had appeared in the pages of Weird Tales in 1932, and that kind of rip-roaring sword-and-sorcery clearly influenced Smith, particularly in his wizard characters.

All in all, it’s a good creepy tale in a well-expressed secondary fantasy world, and even if the ending is a little abrupt and overly just-so, the denouement of the big corpse burying itself makes up for it, I think. There’s an inventiveness in Smith’s stuff that makes him worth reading, I think, a real adherence to a style and a vision that was his own while, at the same time, was also a part of the larger Weird Tales movement. He’s not as well as known as ol’ HPL or REH, and I don’t think there’re any comics or movies or video games with his stuff (although his creations bleed into the HPL and REH adaptations), but Smith is a very important influence on both horror and fantasy, and I think there’s a lot to appreciate in his work!

Strained Pulp #4: Halloween Edition!!! “The Night-Wire” by H.F. Arnold (Weird Tales v.8 n. 3, Sept, 1926)

It finally cooled down here in Texas (where I live), and with those open windows and brisk overnights in the mid-60s, I’ve finally begun to get all spooked up fer Halloween season! As such, I’m going to be super indulgent in these pulp strainers for this month, picking stories based not on their importance or significance, but rather on how much I like ’em! And we’re going to start with what is certainly one of my personal favorite weird tales of all time, H.F. Arnold’s absolutely incredible “The Night-Wire,” from the September 1926 issue of Weird Tales magazine.

The cover by E.M. Stevenson for this issue of Weird Tales is pretty underwhelming, in my opinion; Stevenson had done a number of covers for the magazine, probably most famously illustrating Robert E. Howard’s first appearance on the cover of the magazine, “Wolfshead.” His style isn’t my favorite, but even so the weakness of this cover probably has more to do with the fact that, other than Arnold’s “The Night-Wire,” this is a pretty lackluster issue.

The Quinn and La Spina stories are nothing like their strongest, and the story they gave the cover to, “The Bird of Space,” is one of the “pseudo-science” stories that would rapidly vanish from Weird Tales, migrating over to the newly invented “science fiction” magazines (fyi, Amazing Stories had only begun publishing this very year, in March 1926; before that, a lot of “planet stories” had had nowhere else to go but Weird Tales). Even the Lovecraft story in this issue, “He,” is really dull, one of his “goddamn I hate living in New York with all these non-WASPs” stories that is just a real slog to get through (although it’s got a good monster at the end). But! There is a single gem in this issue, and it is “The Night-Wire,” an absolutely incredible story by the mysterious and unknown H.F. Arnold.

First off, who the hell is H.F. Arnold, anyway? Well, to cut the chase: we don’t know. He published two stories in Weird Tales, this one in 1926 and a sci-fi two-parter in 1929 titled “The City of the Iron Cubes;” then, in 1937, he presumably also published a two-part sci-fi story in Amazing Stories titled “When Atlantis Was.” I say “presumably” because that’s one hell of a gap, and it’s not like the name is particularly notable or unique. There are some articles, one about cowgirls and one about “loco weed” that were written by a “Henry Arnold” and published in some western pulps in the 20s too, and depending on who is doin’ the writing, these are sometimes attributed to him (though just as often not). But that’s about it! No confirmed birthdate or death date, no bio, no job, no nuthin’! A few years back some folks thought they’d identified him as an Angeleno, but then I’ve seen other people dispute it. On the basis of this story, “The Night-Wire,” some people suggest that he must’ve been a newsman or have worked in a radio news office, but that’s pure conjecture. Just another illustration of Harlan Ellison’s point about the pulps: we don’t know anything about a huge number of the people who wrote em!

But, despite H.F. Arnold’s scant output, they produced at least one masterpiece in their mysterious lifetime. “The Night-Wire” is so good that I want to stress that if you haven’t read it, take the time now and go read it. Here, I’ll even link it again for you, right here. Seriously, don’t deprive yourself of the pleasure of encountering this story blind and unsuspecting, it’s worth it. Plus it’s real short. Just go read it, okay?

Alright, assuming everyone has read it now, let’s dive into:

No illustration for this one, sadly – can’t imagine why, the thing seems tailormade for weird imagery! But, oh well! Here’s how it starts:

The news flash right up front is a nice touch, a good contrast with the kind of hard-boiled narration that comes after, and both really set the scene. Immediately you get a sense of isolation, clacking machines, radio beeps and whatnot, a lonely guy sitting waaaaay up atop a concrete and steel needle in the dark, communicating with distant offices via the strange sorcery of radio waves. It’s great! it’s economical! Can’t be beat. Also, interestingly: is the “CP” part, mentioned there, the Canadian Press? Or is it meant to be a generic version of the AP? I don’t know, and it doesn’t matter – it’s just the signifier for the press releases being transmitted.

Our nameless narrator spends a little bit more time musing on the strangeness of being a wire man at night, giving us a sense of the job. This part is a lot of fun for me; I’m honestly a sucker for technical jargon and expertise, especially when it’s done in the pulps like this. There’s something fun about the image of some guy, cigarette wearily clamped in his teeth, methodically going about his work. This idea of someone whose damned good at their job is also something on H.F. Arnold’s mind, because he soon introduces us to the narrator’s companion there at the wire desk, John Morgan, a “double” man who, strangely, can apparently listen to AND transcribe TWO separate news feeds on TWO separate typewriters SIMULTANEOUSLY! Was that ever actually real, I wonder? In the story, Morgan is one of three operators the narrator has known who can perform this bizarre miracle. I have to floss looking away from a mirror I get so turned around, so the idea of someone transcribing two different news reports on two different typewriters boggles my poor clumsy mind.

It’s a quiet night there in the office, so the narrator is surprised when Morgan switches in the second wire and starts banging away on the second typewriter. He gets up and checks on the pile of typed copy for this new, second wire. And what does he see?

Just right off the bat, the name of this town is really good. There’s a nice, outre euphoniousness to “Xebico” in my opinion; you’ve got an X there, of course, right away that’s plenty weird, but then there’s a kind of indeterminant exoticism to the rest of the name, a vaguely Latinate suffix in the -ico ending that suggest something familiar, but you can’t place it. It’s a peach of a name for a weird city, is my point. And what’s shakin’ in ol’ Xeb town tonight?

Bit o’ fog is all – nothing strange so far, although “scientists” being unable to agree on its origins is neat (fun to imagine them asking, like, a coleopterist and a structural geologist and solid-state physics guy about this fog). The only thing that stands out to the narrator is the weird name for a city he’s never heard of, which is strange to him – as established in the beginning, wire guys get familiar with all these distant, strange places, so running into some place new is a pretty rare occurrence.

At this point in the story, there’s nothing overtly odd going on, although I think Arnold has done a great job laying the ground work; there’s the weird name, sure, but then there’s also the weird “double” typing of Morgan that stands out. It’s a real strange image, isn’t it? Some guy plugging away on two typewriters at once – very reminiscent of automatic writing or, even more occultly, channeled writing being done in a séance. And, as the story progresses, I think we’ll see that that was exactly what Arnold was trying to convey.

Fifteen minutes pass, and Morgan produces more copy:

And more:

It’s a great little escalation, and feels very cinematic, doesn’t it? This strange fog has appeared, no one knows where it comes from, “scientists” can’t come to any consensus…and now some weird guy from the church shows up, screaming about writhing phantoms and the way this unearthly miasma has boiled up from a graveyard. Of course you can’t believe him, he’s hysterical, but maybe we oughta send some folks over there to check it out, just to be sure…

There’s very little narrator interjection, just the guy acknowledging that, yeesh, that’s some weird stuff coming out of Morgan’s typewriter, huh? Spooky on a lonely old night like this, too. It’s all just really great writing, clean and efficient and evocative.

That escalating tension continues, with further stories from Xebico telling how the first search party that was sent out never returned, so a second, larger party was dispatched to figure out what the hell was going on. (I’m sure that’ll work out fine!) Meanwhile, further chaos is engulfing Xebico – families are abandoning their homes and flooding into churches, fearfully praying for salvation, while the fog grows ever thicker. Good stuff! Very atmospheric, and the added layer of hearing about it second-hand, via the narrator’s reading of the wire copy, provides so much to an atmosphere of disconnection; where the hell even is this place, and what the hell is happening there!?

And meanwhile Morgan keeps on transcribing, slumped and strangely still in his chair, the keys clacking monotonously in the quiet office. Fascinated and horrified, the narrator reads over his shoulder.

The image of that is pretty fantastic, isn’t it? Reading what comes next, word by word – it’s very spooky, and you get a sense of real tension as you imagine them coming in, letter by letter, from Morgan’s typing. And what comes in is some pretty wild stuff!

The inexplicable apocalypse only gets weirder from there! The reporter sending the transmission sees the fog part, briefly, and witnesses true horror – the dead and dying bodies of Xebico’s citizens appear, but they’re accompanied by…something else…

The final transmission from the reporter gets a little psychedelic; strange fiery lights of a mysterious and impossible hue fill the sky and seem to pour down into the city. There, some kind of strange transfiguration occurs; is the light somehow a second phase of this disaster, or is it combatting the fog? We never know, because Xebico goes silent, forever. And then, back in the tower, the denouement:

First off, the second wire hasn’t been receiving anything at all! And, stranger still, Morgan has been dead for hours. What, then, was the Xebico transmission? The dying impulses of Morgan’s brain? An etheric communication from somewhere beyond? Thankfully, H.F. Arnold doesn’t tell us, letting the mystery just sit there, like a toad.

Obviously, I love this story – it’s got everything I like in a weird tale, and it does it all so artfully and elegantly that you can’t help but get drawn in. Everything about it is strange and different and just not-quite-right. The technological aspect is interesting: invisible waves travelling thousands of miles to brings information to people, who sit in the dark and scribble it down. It’s modern radio presented in a very gothic style, with the wire men like monks pounding away on their manuscripts. And then the image of Morgan as medium (and a dead one at that!) receiving, in a more visceral and mystical way, a transmission from somewhere else. And then, what the hell is going on in Xebico, anyway? Murder fogs full of strange phantoms, weird lights in the sky?

I guess that’s all I have to say about it. Fer my money, it’s one of the best stories Weird Tales ever published, perfectly spooky and strange. If you’re looking for something fun to read this Halloween season, I’ll once again urge you to check it out!